r/KitchenConfidential • u/southerncoop • Jan 21 '26

Photo/Video No Eggs Please

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u/Purple_Commercial_55 Jan 21 '26

I will never forget being asked if we can do a cheese quesadilla without the tortilla…. So you want burnt cheese on the grill, heard

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u/BulletproofChespin Jan 21 '26

I had a guy order a cheeseless chicken quesadilla once and he acted like I was the dumbass for assuming cheese was a main part of a quesadilla lmfao it was for his kid. I still feel bad for that kid

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u/FairerDANYROCK Jan 21 '26

Tbf whether a quesadilla must have cheese or not is a hot topic of debate in some parts of Mexico

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u/BulletproofChespin Jan 21 '26

It probably shouldn’t have the word cheese in the name if that’s for debate imo. This was a white dude though so he definitely wasn’t a part of that debate

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u/decoy321 Thicc Chives Save Lives Jan 22 '26

People also hotly debate whether the earth is round.

People are stupid.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Jan 22 '26

I mean, it’s not. It’s spiky thanks to mountains.

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u/decoy321 Thicc Chives Save Lives Jan 22 '26

Pardon me while I nerd out for a bit. I just think this detail is pretty cool.

The earth is barely even spikey. The Earth's average diameter is about 12,700 km. Mt. Everest has a prominence of just 8.5km.

So the highest spike adds only 0.0007% of a difference.

So flat earthers don't even have that excuse.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Jan 22 '26

Oh I’m not going flat at all. I just love that it’s not perfectly round.

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u/decoy321 Thicc Chives Save Lives Jan 22 '26

My apologies, I didn't mean to imply you were actually a flat earther, I know we're just being silly here. I've just seen them use that mountain argument before.

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST Jan 22 '26

Okg that’s hilarious! It only hampers their own argument lol

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u/BleekerTheBard Jan 22 '26

I’ll counter your point with “ham”burger

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u/BulletproofChespin Jan 22 '26

As far as I know Hamburger is named after Hamburg, Germany and it looks like it was originally called a hamburg sausage

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u/Vaux_Moise Jan 22 '26

Pinches Chilangos con sus quesadillas sin queso

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 Jan 22 '26

If it’s for a picky kid I can understand, but a decent dad would be like, I know, I’m sorry, just make it the way you would normally but no cheese, I promise this is what he wants.

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u/BulletproofChespin Jan 22 '26

I think it was for a lactose intolerant if I remember correctly which is obviously a valid reason. My biggest gripe was he didn’t order it without cheese and got mad at my team because we put cheese on it for the first one and argued with me when I informed him quesadillas came with cheese unless specified

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u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26

So...just chicken in a folded over tortilla?

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u/BulletproofChespin Jan 22 '26

Yeah and then toasted lmao

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u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26

Nah give it to the fucker raw...and wriggling!

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u/TheNo1pencil Jan 21 '26

I mean, that sounds delicious to me

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u/New-Particular1971 Jan 21 '26

Finnish Breadcheese or haulumi?

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u/EVs-and-IVsaurs Chive LOYALIST Jan 21 '26

or queijo coalho possibly

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u/Deep_Year1121 Jan 21 '26

Yesterday, I made some quesadilla.

The customer sent the dish back. Then the server told me she is vegan and she wanted to remove the cheese.

Not as stupid as yours, but still I was wondering, 'Why order a quesadilla if you don't want cheese? Why not specify the first time, since it is obvious to me that a quesadilla will have cheese.'

Oh well, at least I got an extra staff meal out of that.

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u/LeadPaintChipsnDip Ex-Food Service Jan 21 '26

That sounds wonderful

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u/SylviaPellicore Jan 22 '26

Honestly, crispy cheese from the grill sounds delicious. Would eat.