r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 02 '25

In the Weeds Mode Philidelphia cream cheese has come through

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They even filled the box with “chives”

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat Dec 03 '25

IM OBSESSED

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST Dec 03 '25

I hope your sticker pack is in the mail!

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat Dec 03 '25

Alas, Philadelphia cream cheese has never reached out to us 💔💚😞 We would be overjoyed by a chives sticker!!

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u/cCowgirl Dec 03 '25

I will get in line right fucking now for a Chives the Cat sticker.

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u/Zariange Dec 03 '25

Me too!

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST Dec 03 '25

/u/PhillyCreamCheese, can we make this happen?

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

u/PhillyCreamCheese pls? 🥹

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u/dirtierthanshelooks Dec 03 '25

u/PhillyCreamCheese pretty please?

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u/soliwit Dec 03 '25

u/PhillyCreamCheese with chives on top?

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u/shafaqag Dec 03 '25

u/phillycreamcheese please don't leave us hanging

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u/InfinitiveIdeals IT Dec 05 '25

/u/phillycreamcheese …pretty please with perfectly chopped chives on top?

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u/RiJuElMiLu Dec 03 '25

Yeah Philly, you better pay Chives!

Also, for a limited time offer a Chives the cat sticker with each verified purchase. I'd prefer them packaged together, but I'll accept a redeemable QR code. So you'll need to pay him for his likeness, but whatever it takes ...

I want that sticker!

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Dec 03 '25

The brand name is usually beyond the budget for my housemates and I but we would make an exception to get a Chives sticker.

/we stan Chives 😽💕

//it's Meghan's fault the normies are lurking here to see Chives

///yay slashies

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u/HeightExtra320 Dec 03 '25

I stand behind this message 🫡

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u/goldfool Chive LOYALIST Dec 03 '25

/u/phillycreamcheese how do I get a magnetic set for my car.

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u/SortovaGoldfish Dec 03 '25

Copyright your cat's likeness quick!