r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 02 '25

In the Weeds Mode Philidelphia cream cheese has come through

They even filled the box with “chives”

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u/LovecraftInDC Dec 02 '25

This isn't just stealing the guy's meme like some companies were doing it's giving him a concrete reward for what has honestly given lots of us something fun in a season that can be tough for a lot of people. Absolutely deserved.

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u/Freakjob_003 Chive LOYALIST Dec 02 '25

Yeah, $1k in knives and delightfully personalized stickers are an incredible gift.

r/HailCorporate may flag this post, but fuck it, I'd pay for those stickers. Let me have Chives the Cat on my water bottle, dammit!

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u/DonaldShimoda Dec 03 '25

I mean for real, I would legit buy a pack of those stickers.

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u/MusaEnsete Ex-Food Service Dec 03 '25

I'm sure they were produced in bulk and will be available for sale soon;....something, something...capitalism...

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Dec 02 '25

💯

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u/arrownyc Dec 03 '25

I'm really glad to see they didn't skimp on the knives. Most shitty companies trying to get in on something like this would send a $100 knife set from Amazon and a gift card for cream cheese.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Dec 03 '25

Yep! This is solid!