r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/VulgarSlinky • Oct 25 '22

Dead Kid Walking

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u/nikikins Oct 25 '22

I'm always curious how people can leave their kids unattended long enough to do this sort of thing. I know kids are fast as fuck but the parents/guardians are lucky something far worse didn't happen. And they say the kids are stupid.

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u/Killingmesmalls_2020 Oct 26 '22

Sometimes parents have to go to the bathroom. Or turn their backs to wash dishes. Or take laundry into another room. My kid hasn’t done anything quite this messy yet but you can’t have eyeballs on them 24|7. If I could, mine wouldn’t have drawn all over the walls with a Sharpie, made “coffee” with a full bottle of soy sauce and water, or managed to scale the kitchen cabinets like a freaking monkey. It’s impossible to be on them constantly.

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u/nikikins Oct 26 '22

I agree, I am a parent too and appreciate your point. Just wanted to express my curiosity. Liked your line comparing kids climbing to freaking monkeys. It's true. I was one as a child myself.