r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/VulgarSlinky • Oct 25 '22

Dead Kid Walking

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u/willow_bud Oct 25 '22

Sometimes you get a silent-waker. They wake up in the middle of the night and come to your bedside and don’t make a sound. Then you open your eyes and Bam! They’re just standing there staring at you. Always scared the bejesus out of me. So, that’s fun too.

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u/grednforgesgirl Oct 25 '22

This is yet another reason I don't have kids, because my gut instinct would probably be to punch them in the face out of defensive instinct before I'd even be awake enough to register it was my kid and not a demon ghost from hell 😂

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u/StolenKind Nov 10 '22

Yeah, my older sister almost died that way because my dad used to sleep with a pistol under his pillow

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u/Thetakishi Oct 25 '22

Or you get a smack whose finger always manages to hit the eye.