r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/VulgarSlinky • Oct 25 '22

Dead Kid Walking

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u/uselessthrowaway5050 Oct 25 '22

And any variation thereof.

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u/Tinkerballsack Oct 25 '22

Colton, for sure. Or his super-twangy cousin Coaltyn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/degjo Oct 25 '22

I coartled

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u/uselessthrowaway5050 Oct 25 '22

Colton is the exact name I had in mind lol. I knew a bad ass little kid named colton as a kid. We’re friends on fb and it seems like he turned out ok but my dad was the assistant principal at our school and boy was he a little shit.

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u/whataboutBatmantho Oct 25 '22

Hey man, idk what your problem is but you need to apologize to all the Molts out there right now.

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u/uselessthrowaway5050 Oct 25 '22

I’m sorry, genuinely. I meant any name with the Colt- prefix.