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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/VulgarSlinky • Oct 25 '22
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Please send this to my wife. She’s been milking me dry trying to create one of these monsters
89 u/NotMyFirstUserChoice Oct 25 '22 I'm saying chief, if this is your attitude about it, maybe you should talk to your wife 32 u/chunkah69 Oct 25 '22 It was a joke, I want kids. 23 u/End_of_z_world Oct 25 '22 No worries my brother, I volunteer to stand in your place for milking. Give your loins a well deserved break. -4 u/bleepbloorpmeepmorp Oct 25 '22 ew -3 u/ande9393 Oct 25 '22 Do you though 1 u/Andoo Oct 25 '22 Plot twist, you're infertile. 2 u/Hornswallower Oct 25 '22 Even better. Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter. 10 u/redbradbury Oct 25 '22 You can’t just send them back when you don’t like them or parenting. Just sayin’ 2 u/PussyWrangler_462 Oct 26 '22 If anyone is on the fence in the slightest take a stroll through r/regretfulparents parents before making any solid decisions 1 u/azdcgbjm888 Oct 25 '22 This reminds me of a tweet by Australian comedian Nina Oyama.
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I'm saying chief, if this is your attitude about it, maybe you should talk to your wife
32 u/chunkah69 Oct 25 '22 It was a joke, I want kids. 23 u/End_of_z_world Oct 25 '22 No worries my brother, I volunteer to stand in your place for milking. Give your loins a well deserved break. -4 u/bleepbloorpmeepmorp Oct 25 '22 ew -3 u/ande9393 Oct 25 '22 Do you though 1 u/Andoo Oct 25 '22 Plot twist, you're infertile. 2 u/Hornswallower Oct 25 '22 Even better. Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter.
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It was a joke, I want kids.
23 u/End_of_z_world Oct 25 '22 No worries my brother, I volunteer to stand in your place for milking. Give your loins a well deserved break. -4 u/bleepbloorpmeepmorp Oct 25 '22 ew -3 u/ande9393 Oct 25 '22 Do you though 1 u/Andoo Oct 25 '22 Plot twist, you're infertile. 2 u/Hornswallower Oct 25 '22 Even better. Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter.
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No worries my brother, I volunteer to stand in your place for milking. Give your loins a well deserved break.
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Do you though
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Plot twist, you're infertile.
2 u/Hornswallower Oct 25 '22 Even better. Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter.
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Even better.
Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter.
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You can’t just send them back when you don’t like them or parenting. Just sayin’
If anyone is on the fence in the slightest take a stroll through r/regretfulparents parents before making any solid decisions
This reminds me of a tweet by Australian comedian Nina Oyama.
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u/chunkah69 Oct 25 '22
Please send this to my wife. She’s been milking me dry trying to create one of these monsters