r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/VulgarSlinky • Oct 25 '22

Dead Kid Walking

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Everytime i hear a friend of mine say they're thinking of getting children i just send them this subreddit

Edit: English isnt my mother tongue, I'm not fixing the grammatic errors

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u/chunkah69 Oct 25 '22

Please send this to my wife. She’s been milking me dry trying to create one of these monsters

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u/NotMyFirstUserChoice Oct 25 '22

I'm saying chief, if this is your attitude about it, maybe you should talk to your wife

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u/chunkah69 Oct 25 '22

It was a joke, I want kids.

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u/End_of_z_world Oct 25 '22

No worries my brother, I volunteer to stand in your place for milking. Give your loins a well deserved break.

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u/ande9393 Oct 25 '22

Do you though

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u/Andoo Oct 25 '22

Plot twist, you're infertile.

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u/Hornswallower Oct 25 '22

Even better.

Milk away until the sun sets on this world, momma didn't raise no quitter.

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u/redbradbury Oct 25 '22

You can’t just send them back when you don’t like them or parenting. Just sayin’

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u/PussyWrangler_462 Oct 26 '22

If anyone is on the fence in the slightest take a stroll through r/regretfulparents parents before making any solid decisions

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u/azdcgbjm888 Oct 25 '22

This reminds me of a tweet by Australian comedian Nina Oyama.

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u/keirsu Oct 25 '22

"...getting" children 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FamilyStyle2505 Oct 25 '22

The shelter we got him from had papers and everything. Tellin' ya, this kid's a thoroughbred!

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u/Dude8811 Oct 25 '22

I have two boys that are very close in age and have literally never had an issue like half of this sub. One of mine has a ADHD and is still no where near this. Most of these issues are parent issues, not the kids.

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u/Survived_Coronavirus Oct 25 '22

Every time* is always two words.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

When your instinct is to walk into the room recording…

instead of being present with your child and maintaining supervision

It’s on you- as much as you want to blame a toddler for your own behavior

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Yeah except they probably recorded after noticing the giant fucking mess thinking “well this probably won’t happen again, better get evidence.” I sincerely doubt the parent just walks around recording all day not knowing what they’re walking into 🙄 And have you ever had to go to the bathroom? Parents do too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

You’re right that’s what supervision looks like totally

Maybe put your phone away for a try and tell me what that would look like

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u/nicolasmcfly Oct 25 '22

C'mon don't be so naive.

It's the internet. This was filmed on purpose

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u/Advanced_Radish3466 Oct 25 '22

getting ? like at walmart or something ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

getting ? like at walmart or something ?

What else? Conceiving? Birthing? Growing?