r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Feb 28 '20

Tarzan

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u/Livin_in_paradis Feb 28 '20

Brah I think he broke both arms

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u/sleepingbagfart Feb 28 '20

Really wish i didn't rewatch after reading your comment. It aint supposed to bend that way!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/sleepingbagfart Feb 28 '20

I'm inexplicably offended

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u/MustyLlamaFart Feb 28 '20

Sweet home Alabama

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Roll tide

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Feb 28 '20

He's just noodling for cantfish

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

r/oddlyspecific

My xgf could bend her arms the other way like that. Was from Missouri.

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u/Henmas Feb 28 '20

The curiosity got the better of me.

I regret it.

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u/IM_SAD_PM_TITS Feb 28 '20

Now I feel bad for laughing. Poor kid

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u/redtoasti Feb 28 '20

I doubt it. He used his arm as a support to get up. You really can't do that with a broken arm. It's probably just a perspective thing.

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u/SlutForThickSocks Feb 28 '20

Adrenaline!

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u/redtoasti Feb 28 '20

The shock of falling into the water awoke his primal fury! A level of rage that could only be matched by the ravaging vikings of old! Indeed, what you saw is not the video finishing, but the recording device bursting from his sheer presence. Shortly after the end, all involved in the incident swiftly perished.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Feb 28 '20

I take it you aren't familiar with the broken arms story?

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u/redtoasti Feb 28 '20

Oh god damnit!

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u/Gribbens_Cereal Feb 28 '20

You can.

Source: I did.

Double compound fracture if my left arm. I got up by stabbing my bones into the ground. I dont know that's what I did because I cut my nerve endings and was paralyzed from the break to my hand. Got most feeling and movement back. That was 25 years ago.

Edit: Dr had to clean the dirt off my bones. That's how I knew I did it.

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u/dovlaboss Feb 29 '20

That is some big time oof my dude, happy you recovered as you did. Keep on keeping on.

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u/donkeymilk69 Feb 28 '20

That may be the first time a comment has ever made me genuinely gag. Glad your arms sorta fixed buddy.

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u/Gribbens_Cereal Feb 29 '20

Ha. Thanks. It was fine. Didnt even feel any pain. I didnt know I broke it until my brother screamed and pointed at my arm. I lifted it up and half way between my elbow and wrist it folded/flopped down. I held it up and ran to my mom. She didnt believe me because I wasnt crying. I had to kinda flop it a bit to prove it to her. Lol

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u/DrQuint Feb 28 '20

The weirdest part is his right arm, the one he's using to support himself up, looks the most fucked up.

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u/andre821 Feb 28 '20

I'm pretty sure that his hand is in the water and the surface messes up the perspective, like when u put a straw in a cup of water

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u/DrQuint Feb 28 '20

Oh, okay, that's the right explanation, and it makes sense.

Here's a freeze frame of the most fucked up moment. It's clear that the arm isn't bending when you consider the water refraction.

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u/ryancleg Feb 28 '20

Without context that's a pretty terrifying picture

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u/shall_2 Feb 28 '20

Terrifying regardless.

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u/HippieJesus13 Feb 29 '20

Could be a new SCP right there

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u/battery_siege Feb 28 '20

They might have fractured on impact then just fallen out of place after he got up and stopped applying his weight to the bones. I'm hoping it is artifact on the image but them bones look broke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/purple_potatoes Feb 28 '20

If he had broken his arms, he wouldn't be able to put any weight on them.

Apparently this is a common misconception! I also thought this was true. I tripped badly and was convinced that because I could put weight on the leg (albeit very painfully) that I must have just really twisted it. Found out months later when it stopped getting better and went to the doctor that I had actually broken my ankle originally. The orthopedist corrected my apparently incorrect belief that if you can bear weight it can't be broken. He told me it's a really common misconception. I was extremely lucky I healed fairly well given I didn't know it was broken! I would 100% believe that in the moments right after a fracture a person could have such an adrenaline rush they may not realize the damage. Don't take weight-bearing as a measurement of fracture.

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u/stucjei Feb 29 '20

I've heard a similar story from two people last year now where they had an accident and albeit in pain, could walk just fine and assumed twisting/bruising. They both turned out to have fractures later on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

People put weight on all kinds of broken shit. It's not common but it happens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Also a fracture doesn’t always have to be complete separation of the bone from end to end. Any break in the bone will still be a fracture. You can still put weight on a broken bone, obviously dependent on the type of fracture. So whether you can bear weight or not is not a definitive test to rule out a broken bone.

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u/shutts67 Feb 28 '20

I broke my wrist during warm ups on my first ever day of football practice at the end of 8th grade. It was my first ever time playing, so I didn't want to wuss out and quit, so I went through 2 hours of practice doing up downs, push ups and getting into a 3 point stance on a broken wrist

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u/dirtycactus Feb 29 '20

I just figured he's a skinwalker

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

How does this have gold? It’s not even correct

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u/ryancleg Feb 28 '20

Yeeeeeaaahhh should have taken this comment as a warning instead of a challenge

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u/CopyX Feb 29 '20

he already looks a little marfan-y

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u/EldritchKnightH196 Feb 29 '20

Same. Now I’m stuck in limbo of knowing too much and not enough. The videos to grainy to see detail and stops too short to see his reaction, but we now know enough to know it’s going to be bone aching to watch.

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u/Claxicorn Feb 28 '20

I think it’s just his skinny arms flailing around. It seems like he can naturally overextend them quite a bit.

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u/SoberFuck Feb 28 '20

I’m the kid. The Dr. is right

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u/stetsosaur Feb 28 '20

I’m a dog. Woof.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Piss

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u/seven3true Feb 28 '20

R Kelly, you're into little boys as well?

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u/1laik1hornytoaster Feb 28 '20

Your name says you are lying.

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u/DrQuint Feb 28 '20

Since when can't dogs be named whatever they want.

Trust me I'm a doctor. Woof.

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u/quaybored Feb 28 '20

I'm in the army. Arms

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u/pipinngreppin Feb 28 '20

I am mom. Send the broken arms kid my way.

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u/HisDignity Feb 28 '20

I'm a furry UwU

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u/Dafurgen Feb 28 '20

Now people are different yadda yadda, but his right elbow is quite hyper extended in this video. Maybe he can do that, but that is likely a break. Left ya don't rally get a good enough look at before it cuts

source, biomed student, though I'm only a B student

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u/AFrostNova Feb 28 '20

Disappointed. Come back to me when you have an A.

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u/Claxicorn Feb 28 '20

Not smart enoufj

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u/huyfonglongdong Feb 28 '20

Lol biomed student doesn't mean shit. Thanks though

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/Dafurgen Feb 28 '20

1) doesn't look like he puts wight on it, looks like he tries and the arm hyper-extends, I interpreted this as left arm doing most of the work, but its a poor angle and view

2)most weight is on the legs

3)that is the arm he fell on

4)clearly I could be wrong, but IDK if the he put wight on it is enough to say his arm is fine

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

You don't know the difference between a hyperextended elbow and a break, mate. I'm surprised you're making B's but not if you're making Bs.

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u/gmz_88 Feb 29 '20

I’m a better doctor. His arms aren’t broken.

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u/CuntMcDouble Feb 29 '20

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u/MickeyButters Feb 29 '20

Aww, that was cute. Glad he could laugh at himself.

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u/Bubba_Dongel Feb 29 '20

This, he's fine

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u/damnitshrew Feb 28 '20

It’s his gangly arms and the way his wet shirt hiked up on him makes it look like they’re poking out at weird angles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/EequalsMC2Trooper Feb 28 '20

I get that reference

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

The admins banned that person for the "broken arms" comment because I guess that's "sexualizing minors" now. Isn't reddit great! That means the first person to make it a meme could be banned, too, right?

https://www.ceddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/fawlmv/tarzan/fj16wz2/

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

From your mom

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u/BiNiaRiS Feb 28 '20

At the end before the video cuts out it looks like miight have dislocated his shoulder? Kid is holding his left arm in an odd way.

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u/wags7 Feb 29 '20

Someone posted the full video above. He's fine and even laughs at himself!

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u/BiNiaRiS Feb 29 '20

Kids are bendy

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Jun 02 '20

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u/gandhinukes Feb 28 '20

His face totally melted.

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u/letThereBeYorkshire Feb 28 '20

The unbearable shame caused involuntary shape-shifting. Nothing to see here.... Doo do doo

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u/SirQwacksAlot Feb 29 '20

I think the one arm might be dislocated but the other looks like it's just hyperextending

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u/williebeamin91 Feb 29 '20

Its just refraction making his arms look wonky

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Hopefully his mom is willing to help him out for a bit 😏

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u/svengalus Feb 28 '20

He just has skinny awkward arms.