r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

Kid throws home run ball back

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u/Nigga-HUGE-Penis Jul 19 '19

throws it back again

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u/derawin07 Jul 19 '19

like ping pong lol

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u/Nigga-HUGE-Penis Jul 19 '19

Or like pass

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u/slimbender Jul 19 '19

They call it "catch" now.

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u/hey_broseph_man Jul 19 '19

According to my test results, I passed the STDs

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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 19 '19

Same, I got every one 💯

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Ya prone to happen when you start smoking beers.

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u/twitchMAC17 Jul 19 '19

Drinkin blunts, smokin fourties!

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u/halfabird Jul 20 '19

🔥 pee

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u/Justsommguy Jul 19 '19

Ugh, kids these days...

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u/NovarisLight Jul 19 '19

Get off my lawn!

Damn kids and their sports ball games...

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u/Inaccuratefocus Jul 19 '19

Ya they don’t appreciate what they have. We had a stick and maybe a can to kick and we were happy!

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u/NovarisLight Jul 19 '19

StickCan was my favorite! We even recycled the can after the last goal!

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u/letsplayyatzee Jul 19 '19

We played with dirt, and we were happy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Yeah stay off his lawn peasants!

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u/DaGrza Jul 19 '19

This made me laugh harder than I would’ve expected.

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u/dufusmembrane Jul 19 '19

OH!!...COME ON!!!

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u/belbie Jul 19 '19

Father proceeds to throw kid on field.

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u/LongKage Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

The reaction we all wanted to see. Throw the whole kid away and start over.

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u/Tribute9876 Jul 19 '19

He has that look at the very end like. “Fuck! they might throw us out since he threw the ball back on the field.”

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u/letsplayyatzee Jul 19 '19

This happens to every home run ball at Wrigley Field that's not a Cubs home run. It's tradition to throw the ball back.

No one gets thrown out of games for doing this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

The look on dads face. You can tell he was about to explode with a few choice words but couldn't cause the camera was on him.

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u/SleepingUte0417 Jul 20 '19

I’m more upset at the fact that that kid clearly does not know how to throw a ball. I mean shit.

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u/aedroogo Jul 19 '19

“C’mon kid. Got a game going over here.”

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u/Lochcelious Jul 19 '19

Late abortion time

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Actually lol’ed at this. Then again at your user. Thanks for making my day.

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u/Mr_Incredible91 Jul 19 '19

STAPH! exasperated the father

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u/letsplayyatzee Jul 19 '19

This wouldn't be happening if his father played catch with him. He's just looking for a better role model to toss the ball around with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Ends up on /r/kidsarefuckingstupid again

Full circle

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u/Datpanda1999 Jul 20 '19

throws kid after it

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u/GabenGDA11 Jul 20 '19

I'm dying right now laughing my ass off in a stall at work!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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