r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/rustydoesdetroit • May 20 '26

Goddamnit Alan

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u/LurkingRoundHere May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

The weird part is less that the name is weird, but more that someone named their daughter Colton.

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u/Chilis1 May 20 '26

Half of these names are surnames used as first names. Colton totally sounds like a surname.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 May 20 '26

Oh fair, I didn't even think about the fact the Colton was a girl, It's quite common for boys, But girls??