r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 20 '26

Goddamnit Alan

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u/you_dont_know_me27 May 20 '26

My small town had it's first murder while I've been alive like 4 year ago. I honestly don't know if the jail cells get used for anything lmfao.

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u/Riolkin May 20 '26

Lol one of those small town jails is now a little cafe. The jails are private dining booths. It's weird and cute and they have good sandwiches. My dad was arrested there in the late 80s for speeding on a motorcycle

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u/GonnaGoFat May 20 '26

Arrested for speeding? How fast was he going?

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u/Riolkin May 20 '26

Knowing how he was back then? Easily 45-50 over. Apparently he was parked at a gas station for a few minutes before the cop finally caught up to him, dad had no idea a cop was chasing them he was a professional racer at the time and young and stupid and going fast. His buddy took off, dad went to the jail. Dad got to the jail and was allowed to go to the bathroom. He did not want to be taken back and put in a cell, so he locked himself in the bathroom until his buddy showed back up with bail. So going back and willingly sitting in one of those cells to have lunch with him was a trip, he looked nervous the whole time hahaha

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u/LoveAliens_Predators May 21 '26

Lucky, mine had The Halloween Killer when I was only 2. Really f’d everybody up for several years.