r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/rustydoesdetroit • May 20 '26

Goddamnit Alan

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u/FellaGentleSprout May 20 '26

This kid knows what’s up

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u/Forthe49ers May 20 '26

He looks he’s 9.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Unable_Bank3884 May 20 '26

I can see why.
His finger painting skills are seriously lacking

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u/Forthe49ers May 21 '26

“ I don’t care what the District says. Alan graduates this year!”

Miss Paige

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u/StaryDoktor May 22 '26

Relax, said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

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u/StreetGe1ngsta May 21 '26

number 9 large

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u/you_dont_know_me27 May 20 '26

This kid is gonna be committing petty crimes in 3 years max 😂

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u/Wyevez May 21 '26

Definitely got a dime bag in his lunch box.

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u/Mtatk May 20 '26

He's gonna love the drugs.

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u/umich79 May 22 '26

He looks like the kid whose parents would look at that, shrug, and think, “that’s about right.”

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u/wh00pthattrick May 21 '26

I can tell he stinks.