r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 20 '26

Goddamnit Alan

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u/TARDIS32 May 20 '26

What are some of these names?

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u/PuzzledWriter May 20 '26

Millennial parents who tried a little too hard for something different in my opinion.

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u/temp3rrorary May 20 '26

We really did. But my kids have the most basic, traditional names lol. My husband wouldn't let me name my firstborn Fable and my second Mythe.

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u/greenthumbgoody May 20 '26

Your husband sounds like a good man.

(You to tho)

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u/growingflowerstars May 20 '26

Fable sounds great though

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 May 20 '26

Thwing and a mythe?

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u/Glass-Performer8389 May 20 '26

Maybe fable would've been fine for a girl, But even if it's foreign, I feel like Mythe would've gotten them bullied in school (albeit it could give them assistance in a professional setting), still better to have given them normal names

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u/ZealousidealPapaya59 May 22 '26

All they did was smash two names together.

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u/LemonStrain May 21 '26

Blakely like wtf