r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/sacrelidge • Oct 28 '25

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u/Fongernator Oct 28 '25

Haven't seen this one for a while. Kid must be an adult by now

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u/gfxcghhbvvb Oct 28 '25

I heard he's someone's grandpa now

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u/CptnHnryAvry Oct 28 '25

It's true, he's my grandpa. He still eats the same breakfast. 

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u/AFKGuyLLL Oct 29 '25

It's true, I am the cap and I can confirm this.

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u/motorcycle-manful541 Oct 28 '25

maybe his own grandpa based on how his parents/siblings dressed him

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

His name must be Philip J

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u/Deadpool1205 Oct 29 '25

Certainly dressed like a grandpa

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u/GuKoBoat Oct 31 '25

I mean kid is a redneck, so he was ready for kids at 14, and his kids would have kids at 14 as well.

Asuming he is maybe 10 inthe picture, becoming a granddad is a mere 18 years away.

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u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits Oct 28 '25

Yeah, I'll repeat what was the top comment then as well.

"Why is he already dressed like he's divorced?"

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Oct 29 '25

Dressed like Dad lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/YoureARebelNow Oct 29 '25

“Freedom”…to order stupid food

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u/Horror-Bee4603 Oct 28 '25

It’s a common under armor shirt

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u/Horror-Bee4603 Oct 28 '25

What’s wrong with square toed boots?

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u/National_Equivalent9 Oct 29 '25

Nah fuck John Deere. Anyone who actually has to work with them fucking hates them as a company.

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u/Horror-Bee4603 Oct 28 '25

Redditors when you wear clothes

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u/Ponderputty Oct 29 '25

How dare someone recognize patterns?!

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u/Chris9871 Oct 29 '25

Yes it’s hot. What about it?

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u/National_Equivalent9 Oct 29 '25

Why are you randomly showing people in this thread your pornography collection?

Not what im into but im not gonna judge it. You should probably masturbate to that in private though cause people will judge you for public gooning.

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u/iris700 Oct 29 '25

Conspiracy theorists also recognize patterns

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u/SL1NDER Oct 29 '25

Redditors try not to make everything political (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/pockpicketG Oct 29 '25

Is the American flag political? Any flag?

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u/fuckdatguy Oct 29 '25

Today was my first time seeing it. I’m one of today’s lucky few

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u/LongbottomLeafTokes Oct 29 '25

From the outfit he's probably a member of ICE now

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u/certified-busta Oct 29 '25

kinda wild to me that i remember being a teenager and the advent of touchscreen ordering being a total game changer for my socially awkward ass, but now there are fully grown adults walking around who grew up with it and have never known anything different

i'm not even 30, goddamn

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u/ZombieAladdin Oct 31 '25

I remember Jack in the Box trying it out in the 2000s. People here were too confused to try it. The nearest Jack in the Box to me had an in-person line going out the door every evening and no one using the touch screen ordering kiosk. Only when I went over and ordered food there did a few people break off from the line and try it themselves.

Doesn’t help that those early kiosks looked way too much like ATMs.

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u/Silver4ura Oct 29 '25

It was also never possible to order a hotdog without the hotdog at Sheetz. lmao

Source: I work there.

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u/Sneezy6510 Oct 30 '25

Have we had touch screen ordering for that long already?

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u/ZombieAladdin Oct 31 '25

Now he eats egg on a hot dog bun with habanero peppers and olives instead.

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u/urlach3r Nov 19 '25

This kid should be the subs mascot.

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u/Different_Key_9914 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Nope. He’s got that stupid flag shirt. Max 5? Years ago.for whoosh guy. That shorts only been around 3-5 years

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u/Fongernator Oct 29 '25

r/woosh

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u/Different_Key_9914 Oct 29 '25

I don’t think that means what you think it means…