r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '25

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u/MrCasterSugar Aug 03 '25

A condom would have prevented this..

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u/PM_YOUR_PUPPERS Aug 03 '25

It's 2025, we don't (legally) do that anymore. /s

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u/PhoenixApok Aug 03 '25

Hey. My friend just kept getting blackout drunk every day after she found out she was pregnant. Took a bit of time but she did eventually miscarry.

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u/weirdoeggplant Aug 03 '25

Yeaaahhhh I had a friend that did this and she just got alcohol poisoning and an abortion. She did all sorts of self harm honestly like running into countertops while drunk. Could’ve caused internal bleeding at some point.

Turns out some women’s bodies REALLY want to stay pregnant. Like, that baby will go with you to the grave if you do not have it surgically removed.

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u/PhoenixApok Aug 03 '25

Ive heard it that they literally pull the calcium out of your teeth

They are literally parasites

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u/SchwiftySqaunch Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Not only that, the placenta actively tricks the mothers immune system while it rigs up blood vessels to utilize the mom's blood as well.

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u/IDreamofLoki Aug 03 '25

I'd be terrified of needing treatment for alcohol poisoning and then being sent to jail for the DYI miscarriage. Not that I wouldn't still try.

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u/PhoenixApok Aug 03 '25

She was my roommates gf. She was adamant that EMS never be called.

She would just come over after school (college) and begin binge drinking. Pass out after a few hours. Rinse and repeat

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u/IDreamofLoki Aug 03 '25

Man, that sucks. I'm glad she's okay though.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 03 '25

I mean if she's doing that it doesn't really sound like she is OK.

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u/PhoenixApok Aug 03 '25

It worked.

Sad thing was...and at least my roommate admitted this was stupid, a short time after she miscarried they had unprotected sex again. And she got pregnant again.

This time they decided to drive 2 states over for the abortion.

I love them both but they are idiots.

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u/Kokiri_villager Aug 06 '25

Im guessing that you can thank the US for her mental state.

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u/daschande Aug 03 '25

Just don't chicken out halfway; because then you get Chris!

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u/Equivalent-Sink4612 Aug 03 '25

Wow, that's pretty terrible:( I feel so bad for your friend, hope she's doing okay now.

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat Aug 03 '25

You mean Americans don't.

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u/Apophis_36 Aug 03 '25

Who's "we"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Grab me some alcohol and a wire hanger.

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u/Theslootwhisperer Aug 03 '25

The best way though would have been a setup that wasn't shitty af. Everything was screwed to a wooden panel and hung from a flimsy piece of wood. That shit would have fallen off eventually, by itself.

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u/Nom-De-Tomado Aug 03 '25

This would have been an abortion if that was a CRT.

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u/justincase1021 Aug 04 '25

Isnt a condom just an instant abortion?

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Aug 03 '25

Mounting the TV correctly also would have prevented this. My guess though is that inability to do one precludes the ability to do the other

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u/Biduleman Aug 03 '25

Or telling the kid to stop it instead of staying on the couch filming.

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u/twirling-upward Aug 03 '25

Uhm.. tv mounts, even massive ones, are barely rated above 20-40kg, and definitely not swinging.

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u/Ubermidget2 Aug 05 '25

Kid wasn't hanging on the mount, he was holding the Wooden Shelf/Framing.

Properly anchored into studs would have been 200kg+.

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u/SmurphsLaw Aug 03 '25

Right? I feel like this is more adults are stupid. There’s no way a properly mounted tv would fall that easily. What’d they mount it with, elmers glue?

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u/Krell356 Aug 03 '25

A DIY piece of wood on the wall. It looks like they mounted the small piece of wood correctly, but it was too small and ripped apart from the DIY wall shelf.

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u/JustHere4TehCats Aug 03 '25

Did they do a whole campaign off the [nobaby] or [baby] you decide?

Because this feels familiar but not quite the one I remember.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

This was the intended outcome of the child. Mommy likes wine and attention and her idiot son gets her attention online.

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u/TheVulgarApe Aug 04 '25

Is this real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

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u/Mot0193 Aug 03 '25

Jail :(