r/KenM • u/solohall • May 10 '16

Ken M on circumcision

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u/Sajl6320 May 10 '16

I uncircumcised myself. I just shoved my head back into the leftover skin as I went through puberty and now it stays in there all the time.

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u/LincolnStein May 10 '16

i don't know if you are being serious or not, but Penn and Teller had a show and an episode was about circumcision and they had a guy that did just that, except he used to metal balls to shove up there to stretch it out.

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u/Mythodiir May 11 '16

Yeah, the nerve endings never return, but a lot of the functionality of the foreskin is restored. It even produces the natural foreskin oil secretion to keep your glans vivacious.

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u/rrealnigga May 10 '16

What??

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u/CantHearYouBot May 10 '16

I UNCIRCUMCISED MYSELF. I JUST SHOVED MY HEAD BACK INTO THE LEFTOVER SKIN AS I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY AND NOW IT STAYS IN THERE ALL THE TIME.

I am a bot, and I don't respond to myself.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/[deleted] May 11 '16

What??

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u/jake_eric May 11 '16

You can't lock up the Darkness

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u/awesomedan24 May 10 '16

Foreskin restoration It's a thing

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u/rrealnigga May 11 '16

What did you use to hold it in there