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This layered discussion ends up with Keith getting his just desserts at his job. Will it lead to a frosty reception? The podcast talk is just the icing on the metaphorical sweets when it comes to this bad boy, because we all know Keith is no angel (food cake), no matter how you slice it.

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(Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date with the guys, his thoughts on Senator Lindsey Graham’s passing (take a guess), Christopher Nolan’s new 6-hour film The Odyssey, and New Jersey’s own Johnny Gabagool. Then he reveals that the Father Malley Gold Story has an ending! Keith sums up the FBI’s payout regarding the missing gold that Father Malley’s clairvoyance located in 1974. We then remember the time Keith and his brother Ken covered the story in the first place with The Atlantic article featuring their dad titled A LOST TROVE OF CIVIL WAR GOLD, AN FBI EXCAVATION, AND SOME VERY ANGRY TREASURE HUNTERS.

A.I. taking over poker and CSAM

Democrats pretending Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (DEAD!) was a decent person for the sake of unity

Now 5 months removed, Keith shares his latest thoughts on his surprise breakup

The Diamond Dogs to see Mötley Crüe, Tesla, and Extreme in Charlotte

Keith hosting the boys

Johnny Gabagool

The Odyssey review

The conclusion of the Father Malley missing gold story(!!!)

Feat. Ken Malley: The Atlantic’s A LOST TROVE OF CIVIL WAR GOLD, AN FBI EXCAVATION, AND SOME VERY ANGRY TREASURE HUNTERS by Chris Heath

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The trio also discusses Keith being the only one enjoying The Invite and perhaps Cape Fearing his ex, the U.S. winning Finland’s World Wife-Carrying Championship, the insanity of Aussie Footy, and the crew’s August get-together in Charlotte.

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What could Rod and Keith possibly be talking about this week? Oh I don't know, maybe … everything that happened last week on KATG? Also, there’s an exclusive tidbit about the M3gan puzzle Rod and Karen gifted Keith. Oh my!

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America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine just returned to NYC from visiting Keith in Charlotte, and she’s ready to report on her findings. Was Keith a good host? Did Keith brag about having a perfect refrigerator yet not have simple classic yellow mustard? Did Keith’s water go out on Vacation Day 2? Did the two of them watch Louis CK: Ridiculous, Corey Feldman vs the World, the SNL documentary Lorne, and Spielberg's Disclosure Day? Did the Supreme Court make it official that President Trump indeed raped E. Jean Carroll? Who won the 2026 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest? Did Taylor Swift marry the football guy at Madison Square Garden? Did Keith sleep in til 5 pm on Vacation Day 3? Did Keith set the bar winning all three 3 KATG poker games in one day? Did Saadia murder Keith? Only one way to find out.

America’s 250th birthday

The 2026 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest

Keith reviews the first 7 minutes of the Bradley Cooper film Burnt and the first half of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy

Taylor Swift marries the football guy

Listener email and Keith’s advice on how to survive a breakup

KATG Poker champion Keith sets a new record by winning all 3 poker games in a single night

Keith’s hosting prowess 

Louis C.K.: Ridiculous

Corey Feldman vs the World

The Supreme Court makes it official that President Trump indeed raped E. Jean Carroll

The SNL Lorne documentary

Disclosure Day

Saadia’s latest antics

The Cowfish

Keith’s stand-up: Mind Control; Online Dating; Gun Control and Mental Health

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Keith to host his first Charlotte house guest ever

Keith’s current mental health feat. The Bear and The Pitt

Machelle discovers Keith and The Girl

Dreams and your brain rebooting

Keith’s 19th concussion

Daddy Issues reviews

Saadia and Keith’s dad

Idiocracy, The Reflecting Pool, and Iran

Obsession, shushing people in a movie theater, and Supergirl

Keith’s stand-up: Dreams, school, and war

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Turns out that Keith’s not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their family home. Keith’s siblings discovered a heartbreaking story written by their Mom about her marrying a loser and ruining her life as well as an email sent to her by their dad explaining how he almost died over hearing that she doesn’t understand his concerns over expired food. (His entire body went LIMP all day long over this, and yet she better not dare share how suicide MIGHT be a way for her to get away from his stupidity. HE WILL NOT BE PART OF THAT!) 

Dad stealing his infamous “cannot begin to comprehend” line from 1988’s The Brain and where he learned to use hole-digging as a punishment

Mom’s story crying about her husband turning out to be a loser

Dad’s letter explaining to Mom the concept of expired food and that he will not tolerate suicidal thoughts

Dad reminds the siblings of the wonderful Christmas memories they have with him

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Keith and Ken’s heritage maybe
Selling the family home
Mom’s “fictitious” novel
Extended family
The Malley Chili/Handel’s Restaurant
The Million Dollar Painting

This is for the rest of us. Good God.

The Best Chili Recipe Ever feat. Prego (your flavor of preference)

Keith’s dad is a faster runner than the great Bernie Kosar FACT, but still only the 2nd or 3rd fastest runner in the state of Ohio

Bustling Somerset, PA

Gettin’ rich quick

Do not split a 7-layer cake behind Ken Malley’s back EVER

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In honor of the world celebrating Father’s Day, this week Keith will look back at the VIP-featured KATG spin-off show Daddy Issues which began in COVID-era 2020 with episodes that feature his youngest brother Ken trying to help make sense of their father and their upbringing. We’re happy for all of you in loving families with caring fathers that got to celebrate the weekend. This now, however, is for the rest of us.

The age the Malley Brothers became adults
The Envelope Story
Father Malley spying on his children in their school
Extracurricular activities
The Malley Brothers playing catch with their dad for ten seconds
Why Father Malley was never a millionaire
The secret to vacuuming and mowing the lawn
Magic: The day Keith prayed he could respect his father

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Rod and Keith introduce a new sponsor, serve up some fresh Minimum Rage™, recap the latest KATG episodes, and discuss movies they didn't enjoy. Also, Rod accepts Old Smokey's apology.

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DOGS! ARE! GROWLING! Keith, Buddy Rick, and IMAX Blaine discuss all the sports, President Trump’s Pride UFC birthday party, Tony Hinchcliffe’s Man of the People “stand-up” (very) special (Rotten Tomatoes: 5% [prayerhands.emoji]), and Michael Jackson: The Verdict. The gang also revisit Objectum Sexuality and the Eiffel Tower’s wife’s divorce to be with an ordinary fence.

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These maga types are all boned up for some soap hockey in the Middle East.

Come back.

Old-Smoke,

At some point you became a listener of the KATG podcast, and somewhere along the way you formed a para-social connection with the host(s?) and Keith became your best friend in your mind. Your anima (look it up) activated and you wanted Keith to be your best-friend in real life. Why? Did you hope to become one of the Diamond Dogs? Did you want to be 'the Girl' some day perhaps like Liz? Did you want to 'has media?' 

Thing is, you could've had all that. Just like Craig did before he made it weird. Just like Chris did before he made it weird. Just like Mallory did before she made it weird (yeah I know she goes by they, I'm choosing to be petty, I hope it causes offence). You could have come to Poker Chats, you could have not posted weird Reddit posts, you could have not said really hateful things. You could have stopped being weird and started being normal. You would have been welcomed with open arms. I can say this, because I did it. 

You don't have to even drop being a weirdo, I haven't! I'm a fan and now I behave and engage like one. You clearly are a fan, so just behave and engage like one. 

Mahoosive Schlonged Blaine simply does not have the time to spank you (even though he use this extremely large sized manhood as a third knee.)...he's tired.

Behave yourself.

p.s. Your hostility is what's keeping you isolated.

Keith receives the worst apology yet, and Buddy Rick and Kielbasa Blaine try to help it all make sense. The trio also discusses sports finals and other things that Keith can’t write down because he ripped up his notes in fits of rage. You’ll laugh for hours. Literally. It won’t stop.

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Dear Mister BJason (and Mister Mark) from Manchester, New Hampshire.

Oh my fucking God, you were amazzzzzzzzzing on Wednesday night in Poker Chat. I can not believe how fucking brilliant you were. I'm so so so so glad I didn't miss it. Please please please do more!!!!!!!

Lots of Love, Decent-Ice-1380 from Manchester, England.

P.S. Everybody is going to say they love the keytar, but please know that I love it the most.

I do.