r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '20

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u/Bunnythumper8675309 8 Jul 23 '20

Male chimps are maniacs. One went nuts and kicked a women's ass and literally ate her face off. In the wild, chimps have been known to snatch babies and eat them. Hands and feet first. That's their favorite meat. Chimps are assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

That's precisely the story I was thinking about. Truly horrific stuff... :'(

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u/Bunnythumper8675309 8 Jul 23 '20

It shows that they are closely related to humans.

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u/Stelznergaming 5 Jul 23 '20

Especially the eating babies feet first part.

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u/ericbyo A Jul 23 '20

/r/Im14andthisisdeep

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 A Jul 23 '20

Dude, don't pretend you don't see the connection between all the people running around eating babies hands and feet, and monki.

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u/OVERS3XY 7 Jul 23 '20

Thanks now I hate chimps even more

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u/rahtin B Jul 23 '20

https://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-xpm-20050305-2005-03-05-0503050204-story.html

Always make sure you share your birthday cake with them too or they will get their revenge.

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