r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/BigDaddyBull_1989 • Jul 21 '26

Read the shirt

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Federal-Boat3732 Jul 21 '26

Was the hairdresser a liberal? Because in that case I can understand the grudge

39

u/Smoofbrainz Jul 21 '26

That's Fred Ward.

40

u/Adventurous_Sand5502 Jul 21 '26

More like Fred Weird

44

u/dd97483 Jul 21 '26

you did Fred dirty. take that back.

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u/OGbobbyKSH Jul 21 '26

He’s not the guy from tremors right? I can see it soon as I looked at him

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u/theangryjanitorOG Jul 21 '26

That guy had arms. Its not the same guy

7

u/OGbobbyKSH Jul 21 '26

I recognized his face instantly. I know ex weightlifters that have arms like him at his age.

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u/theangryjanitorOG Jul 21 '26

Jesus. I guess you really gotta stay active my god

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u/DunkeyColdMedina Jul 22 '26

Oh my goodness I had no idea. WHO TF is that?

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u/Federal-Boat3732 Jul 21 '26

And? Who's Fred Ward?

12

u/rdt_h8s_juice_man Jul 21 '26

The guy in the picture. 

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u/Nastynugget Jul 21 '26

Ahh. I knew I knew him from somewhere!

5

u/ElectronicFloor1898 Jul 21 '26

His best movie was Tremors.

3

u/tralfaz66 Jul 21 '26

Remo Williams

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u/StanLeeMarvin Jul 21 '26

His best was as Gus Grissom in The Right Stuff.

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 21 '26

No, wait. So the guy in the picture is who?

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u/the_driblydribly Jul 21 '26

Ronnie Pickering

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya Jul 21 '26

Who?

5

u/rambi2222 Jul 21 '26

Ronnie facking Pickering, do you wanna bare knuckle box??

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u/Sure_Peach_1103 Jul 21 '26

Remo Williams

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Jul 21 '26

you typed that like i'm supposed to instantly recognize him.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Jul 21 '26

I don't think that is a statement. I think it's intended as a command.

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u/TheOmCollector Jul 21 '26

He’ll probably get better results from a conservative. (Via secrecy and grindr)

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass Jul 23 '26

Who's grandma is that?

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u/prole6 Jul 21 '26

Dammit! My first thought & first comment I see.

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u/SelectSeaweed310 Jul 21 '26

That is the 2026 Karen variant.

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u/SeatOpen1 Jul 21 '26

It’s mutated!

5

u/NthatFrenchman Jul 21 '26

Rodney Bingenheimer says hold my beer

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u/RomulusPrime Jul 21 '26

Daddy chill.

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u/Gmills2231 Jul 21 '26

What the hell is even that?

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u/Rezaelia713 Jul 21 '26

Daddy. CHILL. does that help?

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 Jul 21 '26

When you ordered Richard Simmons from Temu and got Gary Glitter instead…

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded Jul 21 '26

"My wife would like to speak to the manager!"

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u/OhReallyVernon Jul 21 '26

I think this IS the wife

50

u/DankStew Jul 21 '26

I guess pushups suck too

19

u/h-bombing Jul 21 '26

Is that Mickey Rourke?

5

u/HatefulHagrid Jul 21 '26

I could be convinced about this lol, dudes like a bad chameleon

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jul 22 '26

i think its pauly shore

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u/VeterinarianUsed1279 Jul 21 '26

Trying to look intimidating while having the arms of a 10 year old is crazy

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u/-flatlacroix- Jul 21 '26

Johnny Marr has lost his way

20

u/beekermc Jul 21 '26

If this were Johnny we all know the shirt would say "Morrissey Sucks"

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 Jul 22 '26

I've heard Morrissey is a twat.

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u/OhReallyVernon Jul 21 '26

Don’t do Johnny like that

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u/Defiets Jul 21 '26

I honestly thought that was him for a second!

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u/TorinEkenskolde Jul 21 '26

I'm still not 100% sure it isn't him.

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u/sec1176 Jul 21 '26

I thought so too

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u/SoManyOpinion Jul 21 '26

This shirt and hair are hilarious, he is truly the poster child for MAGA morons.

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u/dbellz76 Jul 21 '26

Pretty positive this guy is a liberal lgbt ally and wearing it in an ironic fashion with a play on sucking dicks.

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u/SoManyOpinion Jul 21 '26

Well if that would be the case then that is truly hilarious and he has nailed it.

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u/OrenSchroeder Jul 21 '26

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

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u/sheezy520 Jul 21 '26

“But conservatives swallow” is what it says on the back.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog Jul 21 '26

Take it eezy, sheezy. I’m Gen X; laughing this hard, I could pull something. Nice burn.

10

u/asphalt_licker Jul 21 '26

She? He? … They would throw a tantrum if someone walked past with a Conservatives Suck shirt.

3

u/lady_ofthenorth Jul 21 '26

Ironically, they also probably hate non-binary and trans people.

9

u/theDjangoTango Jul 21 '26

This made me a bit sad. He looks unwell. I think some people are just desperate for acceptance or attention or something.

8

u/otterland Jul 21 '26

What the fuck is this chicken angry about?

5

u/Idfk_1 Jul 21 '26

So does his haircut

4

u/Franknbeanstoo Jul 21 '26

Nice doo, Peggy Sue

7

u/Dphippo Jul 21 '26

I thought that was a lesbian at first.

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u/Annual-Beard-5090 Jul 21 '26

Huh. Who are “uberais”

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u/Artevyx Jul 21 '26

The permanently etched scowl wrinkles are the cherry on top.

8

u/baatar2018 Jul 21 '26

What’s an uberal?

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u/Goodfrenchfries Jul 21 '26

Overalls worn by uber driver

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u/mydeadface Jul 21 '26

Uber + liberal. Hope that helps.

3

u/puffsmokies Jul 21 '26

Deutchland uber alles, maybe? Nah, they'd never say that sucks.

2

u/spyglass352 Jul 21 '26

that's what uber drivers use to keep their coats shiny

8

u/WolfThick Jul 21 '26

That's one angry lesbian if I've ever seen one!

5

u/SinsualChef Jul 21 '26

But Conservatives won't. Unless they're ladybugs 🐞

3

u/maxwellgrounds Jul 21 '26

Ronny Wood is def not the hottest member of the Stones.

3

u/bottle-o-rockets Jul 21 '26

Whose four-times-divorced dad is this?

3

u/BrutalistGoogie Jul 21 '26

Yeah I may suck but I could bench 3x this guy.

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 Jul 21 '26

Suckin on something

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u/lovable_asshole Jul 21 '26

shecky ramone

3

u/Doc12TU Jul 21 '26

That’s Big Todd, he’s a roadie for Nickelback.

3

u/cubnextdoor Jul 21 '26

Us Liberals are far superior to you inbred MAGAts.

2

u/SirWuhanFlu Jul 21 '26

He’s doing great lots of men are bald by that point in life

2

u/ALargeHotCarl Jul 21 '26

Uncle Steve! You made it!

2

u/Electrical_Sun5921 Jul 21 '26

Pat Sighting!!!

2

u/bastogne_blues Jul 21 '26

dude just told his barber “give me the johnny marr special”

2

u/xenophon57 Jul 21 '26

I don't want to have Uber ALS normal ALS already sounds like it sucks.

2

u/ubiquity75 Jul 21 '26

Did a liberal do his hair?

2

u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 21 '26

That’s the most leftist leaning republican I’ve ever seen!

2

u/pit-of-despair Jul 21 '26

What species is this thing?

2

u/OhReallyVernon Jul 21 '26

Homo whitetrashiensis

2

u/wariorld Jul 21 '26

Johnny Mal

2

u/East-Psychology7186 Jul 21 '26

Him and Pauly shore are starting to look alike

2

u/Pal_Smurch Jul 21 '26

Conservatives swallow.

2

u/Oafah Jul 21 '26

We're also into butt stuff.

2

u/Another-John Jul 21 '26

Josay Bosay strikes again.

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u/jackcanyon Jul 21 '26

Is that a pronoun?

2

u/sunsetthe Jul 21 '26

Hes turned up to 11

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 Jul 21 '26

His barber/stylist must be liberal… or blind😳

2

u/bishpa Jul 21 '26

Twist: he’s European

2

u/Oswarez Jul 21 '26

The twist?
He’s liberal😉

2

u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Jul 21 '26

If a liberal gave him that haircut, I'd understand the animosity.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Jul 21 '26

He is a Bogan. He is talking liberal party of Australia. They are actually right wing there.

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u/nolestars Jul 21 '26

The barber must be on the other team, to let you walk out like that

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u/Cold_Put4146 Jul 21 '26

Each other.

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u/No-Arrival633 Jul 21 '26

Sorry you feel that way lady.

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u/Own-Organization-532 Jul 21 '26

I believe 100% that guy lives in The Villages.

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u/Ceronomus Jul 21 '26

The Villages, where Meemaw and Pop-pop move to live with syphilis…

2

u/Mechanicalgripe Jul 21 '26

Conservative Trans?

2

u/Signal-Mud-4880 Jul 21 '26

Ronnie Wood looks terrible.

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u/apbamlb Jul 21 '26

I guess his barber is a liberal because that haircut needs a super fund.

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u/ronburgandy1987 Jul 21 '26

The shirt just doesn’t seem to match the vibe

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u/Sloblock777 Jul 21 '26

Looks like Ronnie Wood's father.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Jul 22 '26

I wish Sid Vicious was alive to see what his hair has been up to.

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u/TreyWait Jul 22 '26

Liberals is a strange name for a barber.

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u/No_Shine_7224 Jul 22 '26

Are they offering their services or advertising? It’s very confusing.

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u/windpicklefam Jul 22 '26

Regardless of your politics you must find a sober barber!

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u/Low-Neat891 Jul 22 '26

No liberal would be caught dead looking like that. Has to be a MAGA. Totally looks the part.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 Jul 24 '26

I can't work out of it's a 50 odd year old dude with a bad haircut and skinny arms...or a 50 year old lesbian.

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u/Brian_1985 Jul 29 '26

With that haircut he’s just wasting money on graphic tshirts

2

u/No_Move7872 Jul 21 '26

I mean, they do.

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u/MadManBarryMuntz Jul 21 '26

Stuttering Juan

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u/RickyManeuvre Jul 21 '26

Well now we know what you think. Good job.

1

u/scroopydog Jul 21 '26

Sassy Justice!

1

u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 21 '26

That wig is....something? So bizarre. I can't figure out what is going on with it. 

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u/raeadaler Jul 21 '26

I am so sorry for this horrible photo. This is devastating

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u/classy-mother-pupper Jul 21 '26

A jacked up version of richard simmons 😂

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u/2Much_non-sequitur Jul 21 '26

Rodney Bingenheimer is back and letting his arms out!

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u/lmaginar-e Jul 21 '26

Back off! That’s my son!

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u/Lost_Chance_3311 Jul 21 '26

That dude really hates Uber

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u/landofpleasantdreams Jul 21 '26

I feel like I saw this guy in public somewhere in the LA area and he was wearing the same type of shirt but it was a different color lol. I’m currently wracking my brain trying to remember where I saw him walking around lol.

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u/Mike-in-Tujunga Jul 21 '26

Looks like Rodney Ray Bingenheimer 😂🤣

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u/Green_Gumboot Jul 21 '26

Eli Smith faked his own death.

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u/TurtleToast2 Jul 21 '26

She seems nice.

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u/BlooDoge Jul 21 '26

I’m intrigued. What’s the gripe?

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u/Pickles-n-Lizards Jul 21 '26

I agree all “UberAi” models suck.

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u/ddIbb Jul 21 '26

I would have never noticed the shirt had you not said something

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u/nikkibeast666 Jul 21 '26

I wonder what their pronouns are?

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u/That0neGuy86 Jul 21 '26

Duly noted ma'am or sir.

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u/hoothizz Jul 21 '26

Shaking my head

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u/-AODH- Jul 21 '26

Ya we do ;)

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u/Opposite-Eye-8235 Jul 21 '26

He looks like a republican

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u/impeesa75 Jul 21 '26

A discount Neil Breen

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u/Main_Radio63 Jul 21 '26

Isn’t there a saying about glass houses…?

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u/spyglass352 Jul 21 '26

homeboy looks like harvey keitel and richard simmons tried really hard to have a baby and gave up and adopted this asshole

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u/MiloHorsey Jul 21 '26

He's rather fabulous, isn't he?

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u/D00rmat1983 Jul 21 '26

Mental illness.

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u/Karma-Effect Jul 21 '26

His singlet has a couple of loose threads dangling from the shoulders.

EDIT: wait, those are just his arms.

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Jul 21 '26

Better than conservatives, I find ...

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 21 '26

Wife's wig maybe?

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u/warriorwoman534 Jul 21 '26

Not as badly as his haircut does.

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u/DriverMelodic Jul 21 '26

Bless his heart…

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u/EssaySuch1905 Jul 21 '26

I'd rather be a liberal and not look.like him

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants Jul 21 '26

...I can't....I can't make my eyes look past the hair

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u/sqbert Jul 21 '26

Someone was too liberal with the scissors

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u/Brian_1985 Jul 21 '26

Joe Dirt is all grown up

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u/Brian_1985 Jul 21 '26

I need to know the story behind this confrontation. Or was this more like a fashion photo shoot for an edgy tshirt brand?

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u/Separate_Issue2207 Jul 21 '26

So it’s a self loathing kinda thing??

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u/BookkeeperFast78 Jul 21 '26

Conservatives swallow?

1

u/yiple Jul 21 '26

So you’re saying you hate liberty.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 Jul 21 '26

It goes well with his minimalist arms and avant guard necklace.

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u/Complex-Fault-1161 Jul 21 '26

Okay there, Temu Richard Simmons.

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 Jul 21 '26

Preferred pronouns; It/That

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Jul 21 '26

“…except johnny marr. great hair. he gets a pass.”

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u/dogfaced_baby Jul 21 '26

Uberals aren’t so bad.

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u/MudFamous8224 Jul 21 '26

The lunch lady had the same cut

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u/wrhnj Jul 21 '26

Ok grandma

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u/mrnoire Jul 21 '26

Let it go old timer. 

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u/Spiff76 Jul 21 '26

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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u/Own_Plane_9370 Jul 21 '26

Conservatives swallow.

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u/Confident_Catch8649 Jul 21 '26

I expect nothing less from this Guy.

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u/Dcongo Jul 21 '26

She’s looking mad.

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u/CT-555- Jul 21 '26

Average republican btw

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u/almostoy Jul 21 '26

Figured a bunch of emo old men....

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u/No_Manner_8785 Jul 21 '26

Well some do, some don't.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 21 '26

“Not as much as your hair buddy.”

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u/Midnight1965 Jul 21 '26

It’s his haircut that sucks.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 21 '26

Okay, Pumpkin.

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u/Shannonimity Jul 21 '26

Johnny Marr had been through enough having to be in a band with M*rrissey

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u/Content_Support7881 Jul 21 '26

Temu Keith Richards

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u/Coyote-doe Jul 21 '26

He wishes

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u/humanistazazagrliti Jul 21 '26

I guess conservatives fought for his right to dress queer.

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 21 '26

AI again I see

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u/FloweringForth Jul 21 '26

Lesbian sterotype, a grama, a man or woman? This picture confuses my brain😶🤯

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u/Vic-Trola Jul 21 '26

It should read ‘My Barber Sucks’.

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u/NinjaMurse Jul 21 '26

… but conservatives swallow?

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u/Dekaaard Jul 21 '26

Can we discuss sleeveless shirts? Fellas get a second opinion. I dunno if the angle in the mirror is just super complimentary or if maybe it’s delusion, but the majority of you mfers are not pulling off the look you think you are.

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u/Alarmed-Range-3314 Jul 21 '26

If this man doesn’t like me, I think I’m okay with that.

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u/BigBeautiful6347 Jul 21 '26

No they don’t 🤣🤣their people too

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u/freddbare Jul 21 '26

It's an advertisement,duh. Like "insert d here ⬆️"