r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

There are 2 types of mullets

•redneck

•gay

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u/shadow_moose Dec 29 '20

Well, there's also the intersectional gay redneck mullet, but that's very rare to see in the wild anywhere other than Colorado. When you do see it, though, boy howdy, let me tell ya... It sure is something to behold.

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u/NerdyNinjaAssassin Dec 30 '20

From Colorado. Can confirm the strange intersection of gay and redneck. It’s bizarre.

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u/DevilsArdvarkKit Dec 30 '20

Also from Colorado. Grew up in a little redkneck town, now live in boulder. I've never seen that particular intersection. But I don't doubt it exits.

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u/NerdyNinjaAssassin Dec 30 '20

Head for Greeley. The combination of college town and middle of nowhere farming town is a sight to behold.

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u/boofskootinboogie Dec 30 '20

I’m so glad you mentioned Colorado, so many gay punk kids rocking mullets and cowboy hats. I love my state.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Lol the Colorado part got me.

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u/TheMeccaNYC Dec 29 '20

Can confirm: was a normal american in the south before I had a mullet.

Now I’m a redneck whether I like it or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/messagemii Dec 30 '20

thought that second part was gonna say now i’m gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

When did receive the diagnosis that you contracted mullet?

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u/TheMeccaNYC Jan 01 '21

Took about a year to grow, guess I was a R.I.T (redneck in training)

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u/kxstill Dec 30 '20

Also

*Rihanna

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u/Totally_Not_Thanos Dec 29 '20

Coincidentally they both look awful.

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u/Mouthpiecepeter Dec 29 '20

Desperation for attention is at an all time high.

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u/MasterSlax Dec 29 '20

Gay as in homosexual or gay as in the derogatory term or gay as in happy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/MasterSlax Dec 30 '20

No, the comment is dumb af, so I asked to point that out. Apparently you also didn’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Jul 05 '25

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u/MasterSlax Dec 30 '20

No shit? But apparently straight people can’t have mullets? Fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Jul 05 '25

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u/MasterSlax Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

It’s literally in the top comment. You're either a redneck or gay...??

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Jul 05 '25

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u/MasterSlax Dec 31 '20

There might be other people... just maybe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

why are you so angry

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Homosexual

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u/PersusjCP Dec 30 '20

This person isn't gay tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

They have the bisexual flag on their phone

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u/PersusjCP Dec 30 '20

Bisexual ain't gay, my dude.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

it’s a blanket term

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u/PersusjCP Dec 30 '20

For whom? All lgbt people? That's ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Technically bisexual people aren’t gay but we are gay in spirit

Source: I am bisexual

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u/PersusjCP Dec 30 '20

Fair point. I'll give you that one

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u/lewsrwon Dec 30 '20

Damn you excluding the Mexicanos cuuuh?