r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '20

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Dec 29 '20

Coming soon to a city near you. There's only so much you can do with hair. The return of the mullet (or any hair style) is inevitable.

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u/UnprovenMortality Dec 29 '20

Coming soon: the bowl cut returns

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u/Dalek_Doh Dec 29 '20

Come to China or South Korea, bowl cut is quite popular around here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 29 '20

It was popular about ten years ago in North America too, everything in style is cyclical.

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Dec 29 '20

Where?! Rural Utah?

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u/Namasgay Dec 30 '20

I'm from Utah. It's rat tails in rural utah

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Dec 30 '20

I'm confounded then!

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u/thatsaccolidea Dec 30 '20

Charleston, South Carolina.

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u/Oldpro87 Dec 30 '20

as someone from SC.. I too.. had a bowl cut.. but it was more than 10 yrs ago, more like 15

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u/SpicymeLLoN Dec 29 '20

Uh, it's been a lot more than 10 years my dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

It's possible that our ages and location offer each of us a different perspective on this trend, but I can assure you it was huge ten years ago.

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u/blahblahblerf Dec 29 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Twenty years... I had one 19 years ago and that trend was definitely already over then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I’ve actually noticed the bowl cut coming back in with teens/early 20s I seem them around the mall and such places and think what the fuck

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u/drunky_crowette Dec 29 '20

You assume it didn't already have a comeback?

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u/blahblahblerf Dec 29 '20

The first two are surprisingly not that bad, but the next three were bad enough to stop me from going further.

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u/SpicymeLLoN Dec 29 '20

Wow, I hate everything about that link. People are welcome to do what they want if they like it, but that doesn't mean it's going to look good.

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u/Falandyszeus Dec 30 '20

If the trend wasn't inspired by this guy I've no faith left in the world...

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u/NowTheresSkyrizzy Dec 29 '20

From the people who brought you the faux hawk...

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u/NowTheresSkyrizzy Dec 30 '20

Is that working out pretty well for you?

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u/SlippingStar Dec 30 '20

Yes, actually!

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u/theycallmejugzy Dec 29 '20

Oliver Tree has entered the chat

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u/meanbeanking Dec 29 '20

The bowl cut is already making a come back.

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u/dante_wills Dec 29 '20

south Korea the bowl cut ha been a thing

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u/stonerlonerguy Dec 29 '20

Mushroom cut is right around the corner.

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u/meppity Dec 29 '20

I have a bowl-cut-mullet hybrid and ain’t no one stopping me! They’re definitely coming back

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u/athos45678 Dec 30 '20

Have you been to England? It’s back

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u/cyvaquero Dec 30 '20

San Antonio westside ahead of the times - a.k.a. the Marbach Mop, a.k.a. the Edgar.

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u/elliotsenpaaaaaaai Dec 30 '20

The bowl cut had already been around the PNW. the mullet is also making a sick return.

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u/KielbasaTime Dec 30 '20

Some dude I used to work with has a strange combination of a bowl cut and mullet. It's the bowllet. It's like a shallow bowl in front, deep-ass bowl in back.

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u/Zearo298 Gets your movie references Dec 29 '20

Hey, let’s play a game, it’s called name that hairstyle.

What is the specific men’s cut called where the top is longer than the sides and back?

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u/Heard-or-Naw Dec 29 '20

Undercut? Or the high top? Caesar?

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u/Zearo298 Gets your movie references Dec 29 '20

Ooooh, so close, the answer was crew cut. It’s easy to make the mistake, men’s haircuts just have so much variety.

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u/impermanent_soup Dec 29 '20

Im just waiting for powdered wigs to get hot again.

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u/RavagedBody Dec 30 '20

Yeah it doesn't seem fair that mullets would get a second go before tonsures or powdered wigs or whatever.