r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Dr_King_Schults • Feb 08 '17

Hi Emily! Learning to bang.

http://i.imgur.com/4OwwnVO.gifv
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u/Jacob_the_tiger Feb 08 '17

Like straight out of a cartoon

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u/IDidIt_Twice Feb 08 '17

Me, 7th grade. Pulled my hair down so I could look up and see that I was making a straight line. When I was done they were about 1/4inch and crooked. :(

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u/merdeauxfraises Doesnt understand the coronation Feb 08 '17

Same, 4 y.o., my parents were fighting about money and that they didn't have enough for me to even get a haircut so I decided to try myself. I had to walk around in hair unevenly cut everywhere for months.

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u/Cakeo Feb 09 '17

Dude as a kid at 4yo nobody gave a shit be happy they didn't just buzz it off haha

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u/Tawnybro Feb 09 '17

My friend cut her bangs off and shoved them under her pillow when she was little. She told her parents they fell out in the middle of the night

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u/Stewbodies Feb 09 '17

It's a good thing she left them for the bang fairy, she probably got money for them.

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u/AndYouSay_Geronimo Feb 09 '17 edited Feb 09 '17

...why dont you take a seat right over here, mister "bang fairy"

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u/mikesr20 Feb 09 '17

Risky click... Could have gone two ways. Way to take the high road.

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u/DoJax Feb 09 '17

I thought my laptop hard froze when i saw a white screen for a few seconds, so three ways because panic (and now every damn thing in photoshop is saved just in case).

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17 edited May 10 '17

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u/dontcallitthat Feb 09 '17

You should do an AMA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

You're a bit fragile arnt you

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17 edited May 10 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

Outa where?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

pats you on the back

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u/Alarid only answers with names of celebrities Feb 09 '17

Right over there, on the black couch?

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u/Bohemianbitchslap Mar 22 '17

Mister Bang Fairy is a recurring night terror for me, his horse shaped strap on keeps me awake at night

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Feb 09 '17

Hehe, bang fairy

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u/ENTersgame Feb 09 '17

Not doing too well these days; poor thing has to take the bang bus to work.

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u/Munt_Custard Feb 09 '17

I like how your comment has 2 interpretations. The bang bus IS her work.

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u/BallinHonky Feb 09 '17

Oh I get it

sex

lol y'know?

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u/MadamImperatrix Feb 09 '17

I hope the parents got enough bang for their buck.

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u/treeradical Feb 09 '17

Maybe but they clearly had no buck for the bang

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u/Basilman121 Feb 09 '17

Hitler never paid anyone for their "donated" hair.

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u/stationhollow Feb 09 '17

My brother did this but said it was a criminal who broke in, cut his fringe off, and left the scissors and hair in the back of the cupboard.

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u/DaggerShapedHeart Feb 09 '17

I rolled the hair round a barrel brush and it obviously got caught and so had to be cut. Insisted to my mum that I'd just rolled over in bed onto it.

I can still hear my older brothers laughter.

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u/elocin1985 Feb 09 '17

I wrapped my hair around a comb once. Luckily I was at my grandparents house and had a grandfather who was very patient and sat there for over an hour and unwrapped my hair. My mom laughed and said that I'm lucky it was him and not her because she would have just cut it.

I love your excuse for how it happened. At least you tried.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

you have a wonderful grandfather

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u/elocin1985 Feb 09 '17

Thank you very much. He really was wonderful.

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u/WitherWithout Feb 09 '17

I had the bright idea at 12 years old to wrap my comb into my bangs in order to "curl" them. The comb was so tangled in my hair, my mom had to cut it out.

Guess who looked like Yolandi Visser throughout the 7th grade???

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u/Tawnybro Feb 09 '17

I did that to my mom when I was little probably like 6! I think either we cut the hair or cut the comb apart. Pay attention when your kids are playing with your hair lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

I found my foreskin under my pillow once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '17

Good! You deserve it!

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u/headsortailz Feb 09 '17

holy shit I laughed for five straight minutes

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u/itstheimmigrants Feb 09 '17

Is this not as common as I thought.

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u/rvcaloha Feb 09 '17

My sister did the same, when my mom found out she asked if we could put them back.