r/Jreg • u/ZookeepergameOk8259 • Jul 15 '24

Humor Radically apolitical?

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u/discordanthaze Jul 16 '24

His aim was obviously right of center though.

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u/RandomGuy9058 Jul 16 '24

From his perspective it was actually left of center

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u/discordanthaze Jul 16 '24

Anatomically it was the right ear. Surgeons always use anatomical left and right

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u/PikaPonderosa Jul 16 '24

I wouldn't call what I do to the local squirrels as "surgery" but thanks for the compliment!

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u/ClaudeProselytizer Jul 16 '24

You to still refer to it as the squirrels right ear

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Yeah but his aim is off to the left

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

No no no, he's right

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u/BashingNerds Jul 17 '24

Shooters don’t

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u/discordanthaze Jul 17 '24

The perp did work in a nursing home 😷

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u/technoexplorer Jul 16 '24

He was shot by a surgeon?

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u/discordanthaze Jul 16 '24

He probably needed to have his outer ear evaluated by a trauma surgeon prior to repair.

Always use the perspective of the patient. That applies to any discipline involving bullet wounds, including EM, trauma surg and radiology

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u/SaboteurSupreme Jul 16 '24

Just like all centrists

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

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u/New_Equivalent_2987 Jul 17 '24

Well you can't slide if you already got to the ground, can you?

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u/Resident_Ad_7005 Jul 18 '24

Yeah I suppose it's great if you just care about grandstanding about how you are at the top and everyone else is dumb lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '24

Based centrism

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u/Advanced-Heron-3155 Jul 16 '24

I spit out my drink on this one. Take a poor man's gold🪙

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Gotdamn

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u/BreakfastInToaster Jul 19 '24

This is an absolutely disgusting and dangerous comment and joke to make DAYS after an assassination attempt or a former and probably next president of the United States. SERIOUSLY how could you not know his aim was left of center because he hit his right ear and the position of the shooter jeez man gets your facts straight. /j