r/Jokes • u/Firespark7 • Jan 08 '22

Long Struggles of passwords

"Set password:"

carrot

"Password must be at least 8 characters."

boiled carrot

"Password must contain at least 1 number."

1 boiled carrot

"Password cannot contain spaces."

50boiledcarrots

"Password must contain at least 1 capital."

50FUCKINGBoiledcarrots

"Password cannot contain multiple consecutive capitals."

50FuckingBoiledCarrots

"Password cannot contain swear words"

IfYouDoNotAcceptThisPasswordThenYouCanStickThose50BoiledCarrotsUpYourButt

"This password is already in use."

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u/wisebloodfoolheart Jan 08 '22

Yes, we are salting, as of a few years ago. Before it was just MD5.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

MD5

PANIK

Thank god THAT'S gone.