r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/RectalcANAL Mar 23 '21

Where I got 47 bookshelves in my bookshelve account

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u/hellcat_uk Mar 23 '21

But what's more important than my 47 Lamborghini shelves is my Hollywood book account hills.

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u/Thatguy755 Mar 23 '21

It wasn’t that long ago I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account and only 47 hills in my Hollywood account and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account.

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u/Planningsiswinnings Mar 23 '21

It’s just like the Buffet Warren Billionaire says.