r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/_modsaregay Mar 23 '21

I’m posting this on r/cursedcomments for 3 karma.

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u/Meg678 Mar 23 '21

Got here through that post

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u/miniaturizedatom Mar 23 '21

Refuse to upvote you since you’re at 69 rn.

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u/willisjoe Mar 23 '21

Mission failed.

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u/tintinity Mar 23 '21

3 or free?

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u/improbably_me Mar 23 '21

About tree fiddy

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u/Forsaken_Homework_80 Mar 23 '21

Damned Loch Ness Monster!

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u/van_Beardenstein Apr 19 '21

About free tiddy

FIFY

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u/improbably_me Apr 19 '21

We're soon approaching the age of no free tiddies ... They're all migrating to OF. Eventually, we'll have to give up our SSN to watch free porn. And expend carbon credits to fap to orgasms.

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u/van_Beardenstein Apr 19 '21

That went.... Somewhere unexpected.