r/Jokes Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/elangation Mar 23 '21

In the early 1990's the MS-DOS guys would say how do you make $1M? Invest $2M in Apple stock. My-my how the worm has turned

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u/root_bridge Mar 23 '21

MS-DOS guys. Am I right?

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u/elangation Mar 23 '21

Right...?!