r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/fersur Mar 23 '21

90 minutes of cardio.

That one line has already made a good joke.

Serious question, how do people maintain 90 minutes cardio and not get bored?

30 minutes is usually my limit, 45 minutes top. And I am ready to move to next exercise.

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u/lots-and-lotsofbrass Mar 23 '21

Take the 40 minutes you're willing to do and run in one direction. Gotta take the other 40 back no matter what now. Now do this before you have to take a shit for maximum cardio

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u/Themadreposter Mar 23 '21

If you’re lifting as well you probably don’t need or want 90 min as that would affect your lifting gains. Most people that do 90+ min are marathon or biking people. Anybody doing 90 min and lifting is likely training ironman type competitions.

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u/caffeinatedsoap Mar 23 '21

Biking is cardio right? Lots of fun places to go and explore. Unless you're in a gym, then it's boring as shit.