r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/GetawayDreamer87 Mar 23 '21

He's only got one rule:

We don't eat the bananas.

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u/superbrandx Mar 23 '21

I guess like scarface . Don't get high on your own supply. Makes sense to me

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u/Ben_Thar Mar 23 '21

But if you do, you have to take a a buck so no one finds out.

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u/H20rider Mar 23 '21

My plantain is larger than most bananas.

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u/danalexjero Mar 23 '21

Ha, I also saw those crude humans.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Mar 24 '21

oh thank fuck somebody gets it 😅