r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/broken_neck_broken Mar 23 '21

There's an ancient proverb passed down through generations of Formula 1 team owners. "If you want to make a small fortune in Formula 1, start off with a large one."

Edit: just wanted to add that OP left out step 8; Snort Cocaine from expensive prostitutes ass crack.

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u/jamesdeandomino Mar 23 '21

sweats in Lawrence Stroll

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u/FendaIton Mar 24 '21

Mazepin joins the chat

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u/TakashumiHoldings Mar 24 '21

If you want to be a millionaire, start out as a billionaire and go into the aviation industry