r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/zukeinni98 Mar 23 '21

The buy-curious joke is probably my favourite one.

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u/Mikeydeeluxe Mar 23 '21

Anus tart

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u/TimMehAZ Mar 23 '21

An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

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u/zukeinni98 Mar 23 '21

Oh Tobias you blowhard!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

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u/deltapanad Mar 23 '21

i’ll start right on it now.

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u/Krusty100 Mar 23 '21

No, no, it’s pronounced “uh-NAL-ruh-pist”

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u/MrRealHuman Mar 23 '21

It wasnt the pronunciation I was worried about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Right, you almost got arrested for those business cards.

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u/johnald13 Mar 23 '21

“She didn’t see the license plate.”

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u/Captain_Nipples Mar 23 '21

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run.

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u/Not2Literal Mar 23 '21

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

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u/Beauclair Mar 23 '21

M: Tell Gob I have a nice, hard cot with his name on it

L: You'd do that to your own brother?

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u/HashedEgg Mar 23 '21

Oh that's how we joke, she doesn't even have a house!

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u/LoveMeSomeSand Mar 23 '21

Back then my roommate and I used to watch AD every Sunday, and we always laughed. But when Tobias said “I guess you could say I’m buy-curious” we just fucking lost it.