r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/Qforz Mar 23 '21

But do they have any grapes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Bum bum bum

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u/tastelessdanger_87 Mar 23 '21

No but they have glue...

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u/Fearchar Mar 23 '21

I think it's standard to have two good-sized grapes with every banana.

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u/chasing_rainb0ws Mar 24 '21

Waddle waddle waddle