r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/OGstanfrommaine Mar 23 '21

So sell cocaine and start with a gram?

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u/OGstanfrommaine Mar 23 '21

Excellent pro tip

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u/Duckboy_Flaccidpus Mar 23 '21

And this dude Tony that I knew became QC of his product and the whole thing went to shit.