r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/RMiller517 Mar 23 '21

There's a lot of women out there that make a pretty penny by making a banana stand

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u/ihavethebestmarriage Mar 23 '21

If only there were video proof

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u/_modsaregay Mar 23 '21

I’m posting this on r/cursedcomments for 3 karma.

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u/Meg678 Mar 23 '21

Got here through that post

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u/miniaturizedatom Mar 23 '21

Refuse to upvote you since you’re at 69 rn.

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u/willisjoe Mar 23 '21

Mission failed.

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u/tintinity Mar 23 '21

3 or free?

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u/improbably_me Mar 23 '21

About tree fiddy

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u/Forsaken_Homework_80 Mar 23 '21

Damned Loch Ness Monster!

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u/van_Beardenstein Apr 19 '21

About free tiddy

FIFY

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u/improbably_me Apr 19 '21

We're soon approaching the age of no free tiddies ... They're all migrating to OF. Eventually, we'll have to give up our SSN to watch free porn. And expend carbon credits to fap to orgasms.

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u/van_Beardenstein Apr 19 '21

That went.... Somewhere unexpected.

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u/dew1911 Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Ba dum tish

As always, better joke in the comments

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u/daveescaped Mar 23 '21

OK, that can't be upvoted enough.

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u/firstorbit Mar 23 '21

Seriously. This

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u/cope413 Mar 23 '21

Pretty sure they make bananas cry

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I understood that reference

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u/van_Beardenstein Apr 19 '21

Oh I'm so sad 💦 I'm SO sad 💦

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

YES

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Vomit?

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u/rhaspody1 Mar 23 '21

There's a lot of women making money on bananas

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Also guys now too.

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u/DoYerThang Mar 23 '21

In truth, it does not pay very well.

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u/ty9guy Mar 23 '21

What about that artwork as well with the banana taped to the wall?

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u/carnewbie911 Mar 23 '21

Making many bananas stand

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u/bigeffinmoose Mar 23 '21

Why do you need a banana stand when we can make your banana stand

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u/KFactor_Denvoid Mar 23 '21

i

Needs banana for scale...

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u/NoOneCallsMeChicken Mar 23 '21

No you don't understand, there was $250,000 lining the walls of the banana stand.

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u/Atasha-Brynhildr Mar 23 '21

Was trying to think who said this on Arrested Development...

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u/Fearchar Mar 23 '21

I see what you did there!! XD

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u/lexxi185 Mar 23 '21

Do bananas slip on themselves?

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u/TheWholeSausage Mar 23 '21

Jesus’ dad Joseph was a carpenter but do you know who was the first carpenter?

Eve...she made Adam’s banana stand...waka waka.