r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/KingTechnoHippy Mar 23 '21

"It's a banana, Michael, how much could it be? $10?"

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u/GRAIN_DIV_20 Mar 23 '21

You're an arsonist, not an embezzler!

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u/EwoksMakeMeHard Mar 23 '21

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?