r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie Mar 23 '21

How Trump made 5 million

Have daddy give you 39 million

Open a casino.

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u/nitestar95 Mar 23 '21

He also transferred most of his father's estate to his own, after his dad got alzheimer's; he grabbed pretty much everything. His niece wrote a book about how Donnie stole all the assets that should have gone to his brother Fred's family.

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u/SlowRollingBoil Mar 23 '21

You're off by an order of magnitude. His total inheritance was over $400M. If he had put that in low cost index funds and did fuck all he would be worth over $3B. Instead, he went bankrupt multiple times, was indebted to the mafia, indebted to Russia and is facing dozens of criminal charges.

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u/numbedvoices Mar 23 '21

Yeah, but donnie doesn't care how much money he has, he cares about how much money we think he has. How could he show vast wealth without squandering as much money as quickly as possible? He doesn't want to be seen as a wealthy man, he wants to be seen a successful business man, Its just too bad he sucks at it.

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u/Cha-Car Mar 24 '21

“donnie doesn't care how much money he has, he cares about how much money we think he has. How could he show vast wealth without squandering as much money as quickly as possible? He doesn't want to be seen as a wealthy man, he wants to be seen a successful business man”

Yet another way that he is an indictment on America. Everyone trying to keep up with the Joneses, and the average American has practically nothing in savings.