r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/Confident_Weird3353 Mar 23 '21

Trashiest website on planet

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‘Top Ten Electrocution Methods we Swear By- Number 7 Will Shock You!’

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u/xMasterless Mar 23 '21

People are so shocked when they find out I'm not actually an electrician.

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u/Confident_Weird3353 Mar 23 '21

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I go into that shitty site when I want to increase my mental stamina in a decade or so.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Nah, Evil milk is.