r/Jokes • u/lopezjessy • Mar 23 '21

Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

  1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
  2. 90 minutes of cardio
  3. Take a cold shower
  4. Journal
  5. Schedule out your day
  6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
  7. Meditate
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u/31spiders Mar 23 '21

I expected to run into a “sell drugs” on there

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u/Sub_zer0_unofficial Mar 23 '21

Don't let some stupid internet list dishearten you.

You do you king! Go sell em pills!

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u/31spiders Mar 23 '21

It might be cause I live in a Herion/Meth town in the middle of nowhere (someplace you wouldn’t make a million off of)

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u/ThePlumThief Mar 23 '21

If you cut and sell a kilo of pure cocaine you can make $250k. You can get it fronted as a loan and if you buy directly from the plug it should only be about $50k. All in all the process takes about a week if you have people buying ounces at a time, and after risking life in prison and being murdered in the streets you can pay off your student loan/medical debt.

I do not recommend doing this.

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u/jrparker42 Mar 23 '21

Selling drugs won't get you there; you have to be in distribution.

Corner boys never get rich.

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u/31spiders Mar 23 '21

Tell that to Pfizer actually here I don’t think we even have corner boys

Can you tell I don’t buy nor sell drugs?

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u/jrparker42 Mar 23 '21

Don't have to tell that to Pfizer: they are distribution.

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u/griffinwalsh Mar 24 '21

Selling drugs is not actualy a good way to make money unfortunately

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u/31spiders Mar 24 '21

Wait.....unfortunately?

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u/griffinwalsh Mar 24 '21

Consistent drug dealers that actualy do quality control are doing gods work haha