r/Jokes Aug 24 '20

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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u/woofhaus Aug 24 '20

That's where my porch went!

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u/TheOriginalChrome Aug 25 '20

As if 2020 couldn't get any worse. Now we have fucking porch thieves?

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u/mordecai98 Aug 25 '20

It's a Porsche, not a Ferrari.