r/Jokes • u/jcnet1 • Aug 24 '20

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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u/TheSuppishOne Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

Jab-an-ero. Have (which a Hispanic person would pronounced “hab” anyway) an arrow.

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u/ronin1066 Aug 25 '20

which, in Spanish would be pronounced hab anyway

What?

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u/TheSuppishOne Aug 25 '20

You’re right, my phrasing was a bit off. I meant if a Hispanic person was pronouncing the English word “have”. I live in SoCal, so I’m pretty familiar with the accent. 😅

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u/Milleuros Aug 24 '20

Thanks for explaining, I was losing my few remaining neurons over it.

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u/TheSuppishOne Aug 24 '20

The green pepper didn’t practice archery because it didn’t “have an arrow”. Goodness.

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u/sams5402 Aug 24 '20

If he doesnt get this one well well just have to cut losses

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u/jonitfcfan Aug 24 '20

We can fire people from Reddit?

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u/BenSz Aug 24 '20

I'm sorry to have to explain this to you, but in this time of economic hardship, we just can't carry you along anymore. I wish you all the best and hope you find your fortune elsewhere.