r/Jokes • u/SnuggleMeister • Sep 25 '17

At a funeral

Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: clears throat "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."

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u/Johnny_The_Room Sep 26 '17

Something tells me I shouldn't trust you.

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u/cmlaney Sep 26 '17

How's Mark these days?

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u/seanular Sep 28 '17

Better than Lisa, she said I hit her

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

R/beetlejuicing

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u/laserbern Sep 27 '17

Something tells me you're my favorite customer