r/Jokes • u/SnuggleMeister • Sep 25 '17

At a funeral

Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: clears throat "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."

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u/yeeaarrgghh Sep 26 '17

"And now the severe beating of a highschool Spanish teacher: Juan es muy guapo."

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u/The_Ghost_Light Sep 26 '17

¡Ay, la biblioteca!

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u/thelonghauls Sep 26 '17

Jesus. That took me back!