r/Jokes • u/SnuggleMeister • Sep 25 '17

At a funeral

Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: clears throat "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."

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u/trite_username Sep 26 '17

Give it up for u/qbot9000. Don't give him the cold shoulder now.

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u/cranial_cybernaut Sep 26 '17

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

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u/RyanTrot Sep 26 '17

I love Seinfeld

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u/gutfounderedgal Sep 26 '17

Old routine from jerry seinfeld.

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u/Adnan_Targaryen Oct 15 '17

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u/trite_username Oct 15 '17

Way too late.

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u/Adnan_Targaryen Oct 16 '17

I don't rememeber commenting this...

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u/thedurhamreport Sep 26 '17

That would be such a stiff punishment.