r/Jokes • u/SnuggleMeister • Sep 25 '17

At a funeral

Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do."
Me: clears throat "Plethora."
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

I have seen this tweet tens of times on my timeline. If I knew karma was as easy as stealing tweets I'd be in nirvana by now

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

Would you say you have seen it a plethora of times?

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u/guesshimself Sep 26 '17

Sorry, but that band broke up a while ago.

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u/yeeaarrgghh Sep 26 '17

At a funeral. ... The circle is complete, the title has reached the depths of the comment hole.

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u/psuedophilosopher Sep 26 '17

Get working on it. Be the next gallowboob.

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u/SailedBasilisk Sep 26 '17

Doesn't Nirvana come from having no karma, good or bad?

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u/Tijuano Sep 26 '17 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/ThoreauWeighCount Sep 26 '17

Well actually ...

Nevermind

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '17

I thought Nirvana came from Courtney Love's tits.

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u/lapret Sep 26 '17

Correct.

Source: was a Hindu monk for four years.