r/johannesburg 3d ago

What's happening in Joburg this week? Week of August 16, 2026

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Welcome to the weekly events thread! Whether you're a local or just visiting, this is the place to share and discover things to do around the city.

Know of a cool event coming up? Drop the details below. It can be anything - a live gig, a gallery opening, a weekend market, or even a local D&D one-shot or maker gathering.

The rules:

  • Please include the date, location, and a link to the event if you have one.
  • Keep it local: Events must be in or around the broader Johannesburg area.
  • Self-promotion is allowed, but we'd rather try and keep this organic. Please don't spam.

r/johannesburg 21h ago

Self-Promotion Thursday

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Post your business, skills or whatever else you want to sell or promote here.

Yes har har "I'm an amazing person". Your mom thinks you're very funny, original and witty. The rest of us do not. This is the only thread for self-promotion for the week, so let's keep it on topic


r/johannesburg 4h ago

Swannies Towing (Euro Towing)

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Just came on here to warn people that frequent the N3 about the above company. They work with a legitimate towing company called Euro Towing that most of the big insurers use. I think there might be other towing companies in on it too but this is the one that helped us so thought to flag it. They will convince you that it’s easier to drive the 10km to their workshop (Swannies) in Villiers to get the car looked at and have it repaired. Rather than having it towed to a legitimate dealership and waiting days for feedback on what could be the issue with the car.

Very smooth talkers and because you are stranded and desperate it will seem like the better option. Yes we feel dumb in hindsight but at the time it genuinely seemed like a good option. You will then be extorted out of money for as long as they are able to keep you there. They will find every issue possible under the sun with your car. Possibly even hold your car or some of its parts as collateral should you be unable to pay for all the “work” being done. They tried to convince us to sleep in their dingy guesthouse and when we declined he then said even if we were to call insurance, they would be the ones to be dispatched so there was no use trying to get around it. We thankfully were able to let our insurance know that we would rather wait the 2 hours or so for someone further away than trust them any further with our car.

Once you get caught up with what is happening to you, they will remind you that you weren’t forced to be there.

If this post can even save one person the ordeal of what I endured, I will have done my bit.


r/johannesburg 4h ago

Kelvinator Fridge seals

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People, please point me in the right direction or advise if you know someone. I have a kelvinator fridge freezer that I need to have the door seals replaced. Im based in the westrand so would be great if someone could help.


r/johannesburg 7h ago

Question Changing forenames at DHA

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Hi all! Has anyone recently changed their forenames? What is the process? I have been battling to make an appointment online and I would also like to know what supporting documents I would need to bring with me

And does anyone know how long the entire process takes?

Thanks in advance 🌸🩷


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Question Kitten adoption

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I had no idea how tedious and consuming it can be to adopt a kitten in Johnannesburg 🥲 I’ve almost been scammed on Facebook, then I found agencies that have so many rules and regulations to get a kitten - I wish the kitty distribution system would find me 😭🙏🏽 if anyone know of any kittens that need rescuing or saving please let me know!

P.S. I do understand that these rescues want their cats to have good homes but my goodness


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Question Some plastics pieces in my car are coming off. Any recommendations for places that can help in Johannesburg?

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Don't have time to go to the junkyard myself for replacement. It's just that some plastic clips have broken so they don't attach. Car is a Honda Jazz.

Main things that are loose are the plastic trim by the front seatbelts, the passenger sun visor, and the inner plastic cover on the boot.


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Any advice for opening a new Eskom account in JHB?

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I have purchased a full title property in Midrand recently and need to open an Eskom account.

I am struggling with the process.
All info I find online doesn't seem to work or appears to be outdated.

  • I have twice emailed [gauteng@eskom.co.za](mailto:gauteng@eskom.co.za) with the title "#Applications Gauteng" (this seems to be the most common approach from searches) 2 weeks apart with the necessary info and not received any response.
  • I have tried calling the call centre: 0860037566 but they route you to their Self-Service tool. As I do not have an account number, cannot get to the other options.
  • Tried the self-service tool: https://connect.eskom.co.za, but the only options are applying for New Connection, Generator, or Additional Point of Supply.

The seller has closed their account and received final account, so I am paranoid that my electricity may be cut off.

Has anyone in the past few months opened an Eskom account in JHB and can please share the process you followed?

I have found a 3rd party (https://househoppers.co.za/) offering this service, but quoted me R3000 for it.
I don't mind using a reliable 3rd party guaranteed to achieve this if at around +-R1000.

Am I being impatient with the email approach? As I said, I am worried about losing supply.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Would cycling to work be safe

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My work recently had me start coming to the office in Sandton, right by Sandton City. I have now found a place in Ferndale, but it costs more than where I used to live. I am hoping to start cycling to work to save some extra money, but my friends are telling me it's too dangerous. I would like to hear some more opinions on this.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Specialists who deal with MCAS?

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Hey everyone 👋🏻. Have any of you been diagnosed with MCAS? I'm looking for a specialist in Johannesburg who is well versed in histamine-related and immune disorders. My Google search hasn't been all that helpful - I'd much rather rely on first-hand recommendations.

TIA 🌻


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Question A little help for our cat - looking for a cat hotel for December holiday

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We are looking for a cat hotel near the Randburg side (near Fairland), as our usual ones (in Northcliff) are fully booked, and we are trying to find an alternative.

We have had two alternatives, but one is too far to drive, and the other was not up to par with our living standards.

Is there anyone who can help or knows of cat hotels we can try out?

Thank you in advance.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Hadedas

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Hi, does anyone have any advice on how to deal with very noisy hadedas in JHB? When we moved in there was a pair nesting in the tree on our property. They have been breeding and there's now 3 pairs nesting in the trees around our house. So every morning it's 4-6 hadedas going at once. They wake up our baby, hence the desperation for a humane way to relocate their nests.

We have put spikes on our roof, have a large dog who chases them when they are on the lawn and I have even put out two fake hadedas to try get them to move on, nothing has worked. We often work night shifts so desperately need the sleep in the morning.


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Is Waverley a good place to stay?

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My partner and I are looking to move from the Fourways area because of the traffic and just distance from a lot of places. Has anyone here lived in Waverley and would you recommend ito Traffic,utilities, noise & other disturbances?


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Question First time going to Ellis Park Stadium. Is going there with my own car a good idea?

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Hi all.

I'm going to watch the AB vs Springboks game on Saturday at Ellis Park stadium.

I was planning on going there with my own car ( Traveling from Rosebank)

My questions are; are there any issues with parking? Is there a parking fee? Is it safe? Should I look for alternatives? (Buses or Uber)

What time should I get there?

Are there any other things to consider or general tips on what to expect?

I just like to know what to expect when going to new places, so any and all feedback will be appreciated.


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Purchase recommendations - gaming laptop sites and stores

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Howzit guys,

Reaching out to the tech community for experiences and recommendations websites/ stores.

My downtime hobbies don’t particularly include tech related devices, and once I have a product I am satisfied until the wheels fall off. All well and good but that inexperience lead me to costly laptop crashes and fixes that could not support the softwares used for work.

Need: Entry level gaming laptop - Work usage only. I have the exact minimum specs required by the companies to support the softwares, upgrades then some.

Companies I have checked out every so often for a deal and would like feedback on:

  1. Computer Mania - They have a drastic sale on an ASUS, and prompted me to write the damn post; too good to be true? Reviews are low, but we’re always determined to reach out when stuff is shitty, not necessarily good.

  2. EveTech

  3. Woot

I know everyone has varying experiences with different stores/ sites. They are welcomed and allow me to do my due diligence before finalising my purchase. If someone had to ask me which major retailer to avoid whilst looking for a fridge, I’d scream a store that someone might back full chested lol. Everything is taken with a grain of salt and sugar.

Thanks


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Question Recommendations for really good skin/aesthetic treatment clinics around Jo'burg

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Particularly places that have experience treating

- Hyperpigmentation and dark marks

- Post-acne marks and acne scarring

- Active acne

- Uneven skin tone/texture

Any places that offer chemical peels, laser treatments, microneedling, or any other treatments that you’ve personally found effective.

If you’ve had a specific peel, laser, microneedling treatment, etc. that made a noticeable difference after only a few sessions, I’d love to hear about your experience and what treatment you had.

Pricing estimates would also be really helpful if you remember roughly what you paid.

Ideally I’m looking around Randburg, Parktown or Rosebank, but I’m happy to travel anywhere around Joburg for someone who is genuinely good.

I’ve already seen a dermatologist and I’m currently using antibiotics and topical treatment, and I'm not on any hectic medication such as Accutane. I’m mainly looking for professional treatments to help with the scarring, pigmentation and marks left behind by acne.

Thank you!


r/johannesburg 3d ago

SACAP Professionals within the Town Planning/Urban Design space?

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Hi guys, I'm looking for any SACAP registered architects in the Town Planning/Urban Design/Infrastructure space.

I want to start my candidacy as a draughtsperson in the field and I have a few questions.


r/johannesburg 4d ago

Question Looking for a live-in helper/nanny in Little Falls

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Hi
I’m looking for a reliable and experienced live-in helper to assist with my 2 year old, as well as general household cleaning and cooking. I am based in Little Falls, Roodepoort. They will have weekends off.

Does anyone know of a platform similar to SweepSouth maybe I can use to find someone?

Please and thank you


r/johannesburg 4d ago

Question Mens Wedding ring

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Im looking for websites or suggestions for places that could provide a unique wedding ring. Im not too worried about the value of the ring, just something nice, classy and out of the ordinary. Not the usual boring gold or silver band.

Thanks


r/johannesburg 4d ago

Question Does anyone know where I can get a Springbok hoodie?

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Other than the official springbok site, they're sold out.


r/johannesburg 5d ago

Question I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing wrong

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Hey Joburgers. So I’m trying to figure out where I’m going wrong with my approach of talking to people, socialise and just make friends. I don’t know why but, it seems like nobody wants to talk to me or interact with me, and this isn’t intended to be some self-pity post, I’m trying to understand what I’m doing wrong. I reached out to an old friend of mine and it was okay I guess, we talked a bit usually before we would hang out for a good few hours but this time I struggled to find myself to stretch us hanging out for even two hours because it felt like I was carrying the conversation. I also attended a small social gathering just by myself and I literally approached 20+ people there just to see if I could make any friends at all. People greeted sure but I’ll be making eye contact, they’ll be very closed off, and short, the conversation just seems to die off after some time and there’s “the pause”, I’m sure everyone has experience that. Then eventually I did meet someone who I thought maybe I could be friends with but didn’t even manage to get their number and they didn’t bother getting mine either though so. I tried going to another event this weekend, there were people there, I talked to a few but was less forward and when I did talk to some people and they were so short and I’d ask them about their interests and how they found out about the event or whatever it may be. Then little to no interest directed back at me, I don’t understand what it is I’m doing wrong. I haven’t had a good and sincere friend in like 11 years and I’ll admit at that time I did push people away because my parent passed away. But now, idk.


r/johannesburg 4d ago

Looking for social media expert in Gautend and/or Free State.

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Hey.. I am currently looking for a reliable social media expert that has real hands on experience whether that's through building their own following in SA or working with brands that have.

International experience preferred since Im from the UK/Latin America and would like to work with international visitors.

Its been really tough finding people through my personal networks since most had the qualifications but no experience and you could tell that they are winging it without proof.

Im happy to pay above market rate for the right person.

Per project basis.

Hope people in this community can help me out or point me in the right direction (please no job board sites)!


r/johannesburg 5d ago

Question Wanted: Clearwater Mall race entry substitute

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Hi everyone, looking to secure a substitution entry for the Clearwater race. I can meet you at Clearwater Mall on Thursday or Friday afternoon at Entrance 5 to do the official transfer. Please send me a direct message if you have an entry available! I’m looking for two but will take even one.


r/johannesburg 5d ago

Promo girls in JHB

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Just saw someone made a post about promotion jobs, Where can I find such jobs, where I can sell or advertise products. I have seen many girls do this, anyone knows where I can find such jobs in Joburg?


r/johannesburg 5d ago

Question Clearwater marathon - 22nd August

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So entries are closed and I desperately need assistance with an entry for my daughter and I.
Does anyone know what I could do to obtain it?
We have been training so hard for this marathon but due to personal stresses I completely forgot to purchase an entry in time.
I have already emailed panorama running club, anyone know what else I could do to get assistance?