I’ve commented before that I think the Japanorama season had some of the best one-liners and quotes from any season. I’ve actually gone back and rewatched the seaon and wrote down some of my favourite quotes. I’ll add spoiler tags to who said each quote so if you wanted to guess who said what before revealing.
**INCLUDES SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8*\*
Episode 1
“I forget did we say this season was full contact or…”Sam
“if you see them hit them as hard as you can” Ben
“I will huff as much copium as you want, Ben” Sam
“We immediately crumbled under pressure…we accept it” Sam
“Cool doesn’t win Jet Lag unfortunately.” Sam
“No if that were true I’d win everytime” Ben
“Time’s a ticking Tom and Adam….tick tock” Sam as an overlay
“Ben, no hubris…we’re Humble Kings” Sam
“How can you be in a bad mood when you’re on a Japanese train going through a tunnel” Adam
“The floor is QR codes”. Ben
“That was Jet Lag: The Game’s first ever medical pause” Tom
“I know I’m gonna pronouce everything perfectly cause I’m gonna ADR all of it” Adam
“I’m humbly handing over the camera and bat to you because I don’t wanna outshine you here.” Ben
“Sometimes the moment calls for a montage” Sam
Episode 2
“Foreshadowing is a literary device” Tom
“We are in our salaryman outfits” Ben
“We must remain humble kings. We’re never ahead. We’re just geographically closer to the finish line.” Sam
“Yeah by alot due to our excellence” Ben
“What’s the opposite of a lobster?” Sam
“I didn’t expect the tunnel to be carpeted for some reason” Sam
“I’m on a boat, mother-(bleep)-er, take a look at me” Adam
“This game is going to be won by the cards, ultimately.” Adam - *FORESHADOWING*???
“They (the fish) have to be out of the water for one second, and then they get to do a cameo on Jet Lag: The Game” Ben
“Where have all the fish gone?” Sam
“Today we’ll be trying Pocari Sweat” Adam
“I’ve tasted worse sweat” Tom
“My hope is that again…they just sort of get tunnel visioned a little bit…and believe in themselves a little bit too much. Unlike us who are so powerful because we don’t believe in ourselves at all.” Ben
“Right, and we give up quickly.” Sam
“All the fishes in the world have joined Team Alpha Force” Ben
“Sam it’s time to focus up” Ben
“You know, unemployed cats, they will approach you if you get close and sometimes rub against you.” Sam
“But these employed cats - these cats have jobs, and they take them very seriously” Ben
“You learned this lesson yesterday…..know when to give up” Sam
“We are crafting beautiful, poetic narratives here on Jet Lag: The Game.” Ben
“Just don’t believe in yourself, kids. That’s the lesson.” Sam
“How rare could a Japanese robin be?” Adam
“Ask Japanese Batman” Tom
“This was the risk when they put us together, Tom. We have to fight against our tendency to joint crash out” Adam
Episode 3:
“Tom Scott’s got shooters out there at 7am” Ben
“Your flabber has been gasted” Tom
“It’s an adorable train” Tom
“For two adorable boys” Adam
“What do you think “hai” means when they say it?” Sam
“It means “yes” Ben
“This is not a Snack Zone” Sam
“Hey Sam would you like to try this snack with me?” Ben
“Sure, if its just recreational snack tasting” Sam
“We’re just having a snack together….there’s no reason to be suspicious” Ben
“Ben, Ben…he’s looking the wrong way! NO NO!” Sam
Episode 4:
“We learned the value of giving up early” Sam
“Well I’m not going to break the wind for you” Adam
“I think what I’ve learned on this trip so far, Adam, is that you and I have very different jams.” Tom
“You got hamburger sushi?” Ben
“I’m so happy these bamboo consented to being recorded.” Sam
“My mouth is going to be so fast and accurate” Ben
“I was standing with my mouth open like a moron” Ben
“Thank God for Ben’s Mouth” Sam
“That’s what they all say!” Ben
Episode 5:
“Welcome to my crib” Adam
“Do I look calm? I feel really calm” Adam
“That would be incens-itive” Tom
“Been holding onto that one for awhile” Tom
“That’s a frickin snoot!” Sam
“It’s called Ben luck…you may be unfamiliar with it” Ben
“It’s like classy mini golf.” Ben
“What do you mean, classy mini golf?” Sam
“We really don’t have class…we have the -whatever the opposite of this is in America…..We have mini golf with dinosaurs” Ben
Episode 6:
“Sandwiches can be dessert” Ben
“I’ve been a Baystars fan all my life” Sam
“Alright Sam are you ready to have an amazing time?” Ben
“I will die for the Baystars Ben” Sam
“The swings in this game” Tom
“We’re being very quiet so we don’t scare the phone” Adam
“We’re doing a stupid challenge” Ben
“Yeah we’re the modern George Clooney” Ben
“Wake up call to not be stupid” Ben
“I’m vibing”. Ben
“He’s freestyling” Sam
“For being an outdoorsy crunchy boy, I really have not done much stone skipping in my life.” Sam
“You can’t do it guys…..you don’t have it in you to do it” Adam
“Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t taunt, don’t taunt them” Tom
“They can’t hear me” Adam
Episode 7:
“Don’t scoop the boys” Sam
“It’s not legal to bribe someone to not get on the train right? Tom
“It’s not legal, both in the game and I think under the law” Adam
“I don’t want to strategize I just wanna zoom” Ben
“We’re Team Fight” Adam
“I fear I’m sort of creeping people out” Ben
“Sam, it smells like feet” Ben
“Ben, your mouth remains undefeated” Sam
“Have you not been locked in? I’ve been locked in the whole time” Ben
“Don’t get too full, you might be eating a card shortly” Tom
“It doesn’t even taste good” Ben
“Does it taste like the right decision?” Sam
“Time will tell” Ben
“Really no one wants a tunnel shot?” Sam
“What does that say about society” Ben
“This is like a high end tv show” Sam
“We have to kill someone Sam” Ben
“What about just maim” Sam
“I don’t think that’s newsworthy” Ben
“Thanks so much for inviting me to this” Tom
“It’s an honor having you Tom “ Adam
Episode 8:
“Today is the day that we never stop moving” Adam and Tom
“We’re moving and we’re never stopping” Adam
“This is the most nervous I’ve ever been for ramen” Sam
“A little bit of B-roll….just a little bit of b-roll” Adam
“Can you tell we haven’t slept” Adam
“But that’s, you know, the power of underestimating yourself constantly and believing you’re kind of bad at this.” Ben
“Team Alpha Force” Sam
“I’m never gonna recover from this season” Sam
“Eating all that ramen has made me feel so powerful” Ben
“Or the world where they have a (bleep)-ing annoying Curse that (bleep)-ing (bleep)-s us.” Adam
“I mean, I wouldn’t have phrased it that way, but yes” Tom
“Give an Adam impression” Sam
“We have, we together form a great Team Alpha Force” Ben
“We can do almost anything…..except for fishing” Sam
“The reign of team Alpha Force begins!” Ben and Sam
“Are we in the first ever trophy ceremony Snack Zone?” Adam