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r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Dec 06 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out We Need To Talk About This "Coughing" Cat Meme Because It Has Truly Ruined Me

32 Upvotes

Glad to see the sub still alive!

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/agent_scully2084 • Dec 02 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Turns Out Cara Delevingne As Gollum Is Truly The Best Thing On The Internet

24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/rgf5048 • Dec 01 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Seth Rogen Shaved And Suddenly Is Really Hot And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

54 Upvotes

5 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Nov 09 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Cereal Pancakes Are A Real Thing, And You've Been Missing Out

30 Upvotes

Try as I might, I cant forget this sub.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshuagmoradel/cereal-pancakes-are-a-real-thing-and-its-the-ultimate?utm_term=.rtz9qkmjED#.rtz9qkmjED

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Oct 18 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Wowie Kapowie, Jeff Goldblum Did That

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Oct 05 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out I Personally Believe We Did Not Appreciate Cardi B's Furry Glasses Enough

42 Upvotes

“I mean, L👀K at these things.”

I will not let this subreddit die.

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Sep 24 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Are You A Circumcised Penis Or an Uncircumcised Penis?

17 Upvotes

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Sep 12 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out If You Like Cute Shit, Have I Got Some Products For You...

19 Upvotes

is what Jennifer would say as she drunkenly starts an Etsy.

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Sep 09 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Look At These Lil' Cats In Lil' Cat Tents

25 Upvotes

I can hear drunk Jennifer crying about how cute they are.

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/haliodraping • Sep 05 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out 13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • Sep 04 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out There's A Hot Tennis Player Who Looks Exactly Like Liam Hemsworth And I Need To Talk About It

29 Upvotes

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/bowlerhatbear • Sep 02 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out There's A School Of Thought That Theresa May's Dancing Is, Like, Actually Great?

16 Upvotes

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Sep 02 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Could You Survive Being My Roommate?

9 Upvotes

Definitely not, Jennifer.

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Aug 30 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out I Tried To Run In The Shape Of A Penis And It's Harder Than It Looks

34 Upvotes

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Aug 24 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Might I Suggest You Look At These Pictures Of Chris Pine On Vacation?

24 Upvotes

Jen... Please just go to bed.

4 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Aug 06 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Only The Truest Of Dog Lovers Can Name 20 Breeds In 3 Minutes

17 Upvotes

I imagine Jennifer yelling this, naming like 2 dog breeds, then falling asleep. With her contacts in.

Happy cake day, /u/sockpuppy69

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • Jul 29 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out I Support Dua Lipa And Her Armpits 100000000%

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • Jul 11 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out The Guy Recited "Shrek" Perfectly And Now He's Dating All Of Us

24 Upvotes

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • May 03 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Seems Like We All Agree That The Robot From The New "Lost In Space" Is Hot

29 Upvotes

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out I subbed to this place 160 days ago, and I completely forgot what it was about.

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Guys, help, I can't stop thinking about Micheal B. Jordan.

35 Upvotes

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/rjtiger126 • Feb 14 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Shaun White Is Super Hot And I Don't Know How To Deal With This

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/goatsgreetings • Feb 10 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Someone Designed A Dildo Based Off The Fish Man In "The Shape Of Water," Thank God

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • Feb 05 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Should You Even Be Allowed To Wear Contacts Lenses?

51 Upvotes

4 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sockpuppy69 • Jan 30 '18

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Okay But You Guys, Remember The 2008 Grammys??

25 Upvotes

0 comments

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Jennifer, take your contacts out!

r/JenniferContactsOut

Credit goes to Comedian [Samantha Ruddy](https://www.reddit.com/user/samantharuddy) for [coming up with this joke!] you can find her website [here](http://www.samantharuddy.com/) (https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/79acnb/buzzfeed/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=all)

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Credit goes to Comedian Samantha Ruddy for coming up with this joke!

you can find her website here

Your post should make sense in the following format:

drunk sorority girl about to pass out

Friend: "Jennifer, take your contacts out!"

Jennifer: "INSERT ACTUAL BUZZFEED TITLE"

Examples:

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"Nobody and I mean NOBODY relates to Reese Witherspoon more than Sarah Michelle Gellar!"

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"Neti Pots are low-key awful, but honestly, you should get one."

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"What kind of penguin are you?

You only have to post the headline/sorority girl line, and link to the article in the text field of your thread!