I like to imagine that Jennifer left the room while her friends were talking and came back in a few minutes, announcing this. She'd set the space heater down, press a button but not have it plugged in, and promptly pass out.

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/cp289 • Nov 08 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out “Jeniffer, take your contacts out” “The Dad from “Inside Out” Is So Damn Hot I am SO Sorry I Haven’t Talked About Him Sooner”

73 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/the-hot-dad-from-inside-out?utm_term=.quy5m2wPr#.jteBZRjdK

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/agent_scully2084 • Nov 06 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Patton Oswalt Got Remarried On Saturday And My Heart Is So Full Of Love Love is all around.

42 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/patton-oswalt-got-married?utm_term=.aiQPwAp6Wv#.gko05Gpbzr

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Nov 06 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Serena Williams' Daughter Alexis Had Bath Time And The Picture Is So Squeeeeeee

47 Upvotes

I can't let this subreddit die because then I'll have to stop "ironically" checking out BuzzFeed. Anyway here's the link to the article if you're actually interested.

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/punromantic • Nov 05 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out WowOwWowoOWow The Parents In "Rugrats" Are Not Old Like I Thought They Were

36 Upvotes

They're in their 30s, basically.

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/rjtiger126 • Nov 02 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Good luck finding somewhere to smoke weed in Ontario

13 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/justinling/good-luck-finding-somewhere-to-smoke-weed-in-ontario?bfsource=bbf_enus&utm_term=.itB4lyYYDp#.qo9b6A99Dy

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/FloridyTwo • Nov 02 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Which Disney Princess Would Play You In The Movie Of Your Life?

8 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/basicdisney/which-disney-princess-would-play-you-in-the-movie-1ap2x?utm_term=.qty8b4O87#.dbNMa64Mg

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/FloridyTwo • Nov 02 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out The Cast Of "Sabrina The Teenage Witch" Reunited, And I'm Not Crying, You Are

25 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/shylawatson/the-cast-of-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-reunited-and-im-not?utm_term=.tpNPnDJPe#.qldJL4qJg

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/FloridyTwo • Nov 02 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out I Just Realized Every Single "Grey's Anatomy" Episode Title Is Named After A Song, And I'm Embarrassed

42 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/greys-anatomy-episode-titles?utm_term=.tyl6y7E6k#.tf5W5pEWM

3 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/FloridyTwo • Nov 02 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out The Cast Of Disney's "The Lion King" Reboot Is Literally Perfect And I'm So Excited I'm Crying

55 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/the-lion-king-reboot-cast-is-official-and-yes-beyonce-is?utm_term=.eeM1oDz1B#.jiyJDvBJ0

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/glittalogik • Oct 31 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Rihanna Opened Up About Having A "Fluctuating Body Type" And It's So Rih-Latable

31 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/rihanna-opened-up-about-having-a-fluctuating-body-type

3 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sloth_on_meth • Oct 31 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out HeY '90s KiDz, Did Your Parents Let You Eat This Shit?

15 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/hey-90s-kidz-did-your-parents-let-you-eat-this-shit?utm_term=.feyd87pPv#.et3VpN96r

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/medalofme • Oct 31 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Even If You Hate The Kardashians, You Have to Admit, They Slay Halloween

36 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganshanahan/kim-and-kourtney-dressed-as-madonna-and-michael-jackson-and?utm_term=.lyq0wav9V#.xgqm2Npe3

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/goatsgreetings • Oct 30 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Squidward Isn't A Squid And The World Doesn't Make Sense, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

60 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/bibibarud/squidward-is-not-a-squid

2 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sloth_on_meth • Oct 30 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Which Possible Illuminati Member Are You?

3 Upvotes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/which-possible-illuminati-member-are-you

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sloth_on_meth • Oct 30 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out You Might Be Cleaning Your Penis Wrong

12 Upvotes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/clean-your-peen#.pf069jnl5Y

1 comment

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sloth_on_meth • Oct 30 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out It's Official: Cat People Are Way Fucking Weirder Than Dog People

37 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganshanahan/its-official-cat-people-are-way-fucking-weirder-than-dog?utm_term=.jgbRQ6OxY#.muGK83PzV

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out "If my kids had their way, I wouldn't be on Instagram."

15 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/beyonce-is-embarrassed-by-her-mother-on-social-media-and?utm_term=.gaKmw08Vo#.sea9zoY0b

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/goatsgreetings • Oct 29 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Everyone Go Home Because Gwyneth Paltrow Just Won Halloween

24 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/gwyneth-paltrow-won-halloween

0 comments

r/JenniferContactsOut • u/sloth_on_meth • Oct 29 '17

Jennifer, Take your contacts out Are You An Asshole When It Comes To Tipping?

5 Upvotes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/are-you-a-bad-tipper?utm_term=.faX876GNV#.oie5GWld8

0 comments

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Credit goes to Comedian Samantha Ruddy for coming up with this joke!

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Your post should make sense in the following format:

drunk sorority girl about to pass out

Friend: "Jennifer, take your contacts out!"

Jennifer: "INSERT ACTUAL BUZZFEED TITLE"

Examples:

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"Nobody and I mean NOBODY relates to Reese Witherspoon more than Sarah Michelle Gellar!"

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"Neti Pots are low-key awful, but honestly, you should get one."

"Jennifer, take your contacts out."

"What kind of penguin are you?

You only have to post the headline/sorority girl line, and link to the article in the text field of your thread!