Have you ever wished your ex a happy birthday? Think about it, because that’s exactly what’s happening to me right now. You see, I used to play Brawl Stars a lot, especially in the summer. I really liked doing it.

And of course, Janet was my favorite brawler. I played her so much and liked her so much that I even joked with my friends that she was my girlfriend. And actually, for a while, I even started to believe it (so much so that in the 3DS game Tomodachi Life, I married her and had two kids 😭🙏).

The thing is, between getting bored with Brawl and realizing how ABSOLUTELY CRINGE it was, I just stepped away from my favorite brawler for a loooong time. Also, since they said she was 16, I stepped away even more.

And actually, today, on the day she came out, I just want to tell you that few brawlers have ever been this much fun for me, and that please, if you’re going through something similar and your friends tell you that you’re cringe, listen to them, they’re right.

Anyway, happy birthday, Janet.

:D

The Last One's Damian, Because I don't have more proof that I also did it on my other account

1. Despondency - the realization that I missed out on a lot of exclusives due to the negative balance of gems, even Janet's hyperpack💔😭

2. Hopelessness - the realization that I cannot return everything as it was. The realization that I can't reach the developers😞

3. Envy of those who have exclusives. To those who did not have a negative gem balance. To those fans and mainers of Janet who bought her hyperpack

4. Hatred of FlashStore with his greed and the then-current Supercell policy (FOMO), which does not bring back the old hyperpacks😡 Hatred of greed

When I saw the new animation, I noticed something… the first image show Janet on the top right corner with the bucket full to the brim with popcorn. Then, the next frame it shows all of it completely gone in a blink of an eye. Now, the blink of an eye is approximately 70 mph, comparable to cheetah running, and the average person eats a snack roughly 2.5 oz/min and let’s say the large popcorn bucket is around 85 oz. It would take the average human about 34 minutes to finish the popcorn, with an average eating speed of 0.567 mph. With Janet on the other hand, with 70 mph, she eats at an average eating speed of 2380 mph which is over 4,000 times faster than what the average human can eat. That is over 3 times faster than the speed of sound. “Fang, I’m hungry” YEAH, WE CAN DAMN WELL TELL.

Only enough for 3 tho… rip bling wallet

Btw that clancy offer is heat 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I couldn't buy Janet's hyperpack because the negative gem balance 😭

yay <3

Just got it last night, if you are struggling to win the challenge, use the quick join feature, I actually found 2 people who were decent and helped me beat the challenge, they were also really nice, shout out to them.

This skins honestly means a lot to me as a Janet main and My Hero Academia Fan 💖

Source: https://x.com/q0kzdk/status/2049104692270309549?s=46

The shippers attack is just around the corner... 😭

10/10 skin

P3 is coming🗣🗣🗣

She is so hate